Cortney and Colty in a Nutshell
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PeanutCeller
I couldn't resist
fivemagicks [OP]
My lady couldn't stop laughing after seeing this 🤣
Grateful_Di
They're both deadbeats.
fivemagicks [OP]
My lady just whipped this up. Lol. They're perfect for each other!
Grateful_Di
Hilarious. With all due respect to the Muppets.
Routine-Purchase-618
Hysterical!
Although I do think both phrases should be under Colt bc he's a bum and lame and Cortney could pay rent (feet pic $), she just doesn't want to. Her caption should read, "I can fix him."
xo_peque
Are you saying this about Cortney because she lives with her parents and probably gets free rent? I know she travels a lot, so I was thinking she made her own money.
fivemagicks [OP]
She's in her 30s.
loverofjazz1
Please don't compare Miss Piggy to Courtney. Miss Piggy is a character of pure class and sophistication, with a wardrobe that is always on point. She is intelligent and independent, standing on her own two feet without needing to live with her parents. Her style, grace, and independence are unmatched.
fivemagicks [OP]
Cortney LOOKS like Miss Piggy, though. That's where it comes from.
Satanswarboner
If colt really can’t get it up because of his pain meds, then he’s taking too much. He’s going to have a real problem soon.
Interesting-Court-42
two losers, perfect for one another.
colt isn't even 40 and he has ED... but not surprising, given his belly fat
courtney thinks she is great, cause she can suck him off... but he remains soft when needed to perform...
joopkater
ED? I thought he had a sex addiction
Interesting-Court-42
either one. a man only courtney can tolerate, accept, and fall in love with.
NoMoreNoise305
Wtf? Lmao 🤣 the
BearsBeetsBattlstarG
Hahahahah I love this 😂😂😂😂😂
Does that make Usman Kermit? 😂😂😂
pmbear
I thought Colt had some kind of geeky tech job!? WTF has TLC done to him, amongst others?
fivemagicks [OP]
DifficultHeat1803
Spot on! 😂😂😂
_Bogey_Lowenstein_
Lolll I also see Courtnee and Will from love after lockup
adabbadoo
their song is going to be: NÁ-MAH-NÁ!
Asada141
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nnaeelly
Bahahaha 😂🤣😂🤣😂
AirUseful
“What they don’t understand, is that I make love to my hand” Perfect Colt line.
No-Significance9313
The first one makes me of something... https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxUIiGtVJ6VVeU4ZFkuPSB8HVAEiiIDzRC?feature=shared
I don't think you should speak poorly about Muppets. Miss Piggy can afford her own rent. And Miss Piggy would have never worn those odd colored tights.
Broad_Lawyer_7805 6 points · Aug 2025
This meme is brutal but honestly sums them up perfectly funny how the Muppets version somehow feels more accurate than the real thing
fivemagicks [OP] 10 points · Aug 2025
You made my lady cackle like Bill Burr over here 😂