Delivery/Repairmen of Reddit, what is the strangest/weirdest experience you have had going to a customers house to fix or deliver something? And do people really answer the door naked?

I used to install satellite tv. I've walked in on people having sex while I was in their house. I've walked in on a guy rolling a joint in his bedroom. He knew I was going to be coming in and out of there hooking up his bedroom tv.

As far as people answering the door naked that never happened to me. But women have been very flirtatious with me, sometimes bordering on inappropriate touching. Some asked me to come by after my shift so they could see how good I could "work the remote".

I delivered pizza for a few months during a hard time and on one delivery, the only strange on over all the time i was delivering, an absolutely gorgeous girl, probably in her late twenties asked if she showed me her breasts and let me kiss them if she could get the pizzas free. Tempted but i was not going to do anything like that, i did say to her , just for the laugh that if she let me come back later when my shift was finished and fuck her all night she could have them free, she laughed an payed me.:(