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[Meme Monday] Somewhere in the league is a GM ready to risk it all

171 points · submitted Nov 2025 by u/threeagainstfour · Meme

[Meme Monday] Somewhere in the league is a GM ready to risk it all

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CentralFloridaRays 54 points · Nov 2025 · Greenville Triumph :Greenville_Triumph:

When he pulls on the cafeteros jersey he turns into one of the world’s best pure 10s.

When he pulls it back off he’s streaky and doesn’t care much.

A_Genius 29 points · Nov 2025 · Vancouver Whitecaps FC

Cincinnati is going to discover him I think. A hidden gem.

ozymandais13 3 points · Nov 2025 · Columbus Crew :Columbus_Crew:

Which of their forwards they getting rid of

0zymandeus 2 points · Nov 2025 · FC Cincinnati :FC_Cincinnati:

Denkey and Evander are both good enough to attract attention from good European leagues, but Denkey doesn't seem to really fit what we want to be doing.

I would rather figure out a way to keep Brenner than bring in James tho

WorldlinessAntique99 29 points · Nov 2025 · Nashville SC :Nashville_SC::Supporters_Shield:

For anyone like me who didn't know, that's James Rodriguez

Bormsie721 74 points · Nov 2025 · Philadelphia Union :Philadelphia_Union:

I thought it was Bilbo

TheTexasFalcon 26 points · Nov 2025 · New York City FC :New_York_City_FC:

I think it is. Bilbo baggins. He's my cousin once removed on my mother's side.

Adorable_Sleep_4425 16 points · Nov 2025 · Orlando City :Orlando_City:

Eww. You're not one of those New York Sackville-Bagginses, are you?

kfriedmex666 2 points · Nov 2025 · Philadelphia Union :Philadelphia_Union:

It comes in pints? 

WorldlinessAntique99 4 points · Nov 2025 · Nashville SC :Nashville_SC::Supporters_Shield:

Oh god, sorry, you're right. Can't believe I mixed those two up.

Melniboehner 8 points · Nov 2025 · Vancouver Whitecaps :Vancouver_Whitecaps:

Convinced he is the most "Big Name MLS Signing" player never to have actually signed here

There's still time and I refuse to believe someone won't try it

kfriedmex666 18 points · Nov 2025 · Philadelphia Union :Philadelphia_Union:

Feels like an Orlando signing for some reason 

Brooklyn_MLS 14 points · Nov 2025 · Major League Soccer :MLS:

Bogert poured cold water on Orlando being interested…also on Toronto being interested as well.

jaimechandia 3 points · Nov 2025 · Orlando City :Orlando_City:

Prob since we’ve been linked to him for the last 4-5 windows for some reason lol

JAHEIG3412 4 points · Nov 2025 · St. Louis CITY :Saint_Louis_CITY::US_Open_Cup:

Ah yes, Bilbao Baggins, the signing of the third age...

threeagainstfour [OP] 2 points · Nov 2025 · LA Galaxy :lag:

Atletico Bilbo is a mythical team from The Shire

Teddy705 3 points · Nov 2025 · Chicago Fire :Chicago_Fire:

Would be a dream signing, but I dont think we'd go for him.

incognito_15 6 points · Nov 2025 · Real Salt Lake :Real_Salt_Lake:

I know there was chatter about RSL being interested in him a few years back.

Squ1d_tv 2 points · Nov 2025 · Real Salt Lake :Real_Salt_Lake:

That wasn't a real rumor as far as I heard. It started because Chicho owned a house in a neighborhood Rodríguez lived in or was looking at IIRC, I don't remember which one.

ufrank71 1 points · Nov 2025 · Major League Soccer :MLS:

Gaddam, what a bum lol

Necessary_Mess5853 18 points · Nov 2025 · Seattle Sounders FC :Seattle_Sounders:

Scored one of the sickest World Cup goals and turned that into a Real Madrid transfer. Pure magic.

ufrank71 5 points · Nov 2025 · Major League Soccer :MLS:

but after that, dude's stock went to shit

ApresKandinsky 11 points · Nov 2025 · Minnesota United :Minnesota_United:

In fairness, a transfer to Real Madrid doesn't lend itself to your stock going much higher...

Necessary_Mess5853 6 points · Nov 2025 · Seattle Sounders FC :Seattle_Sounders:

Oh yeah - he never lived up to that strike again. But he did well for himself to get paid from just that four game sample.