Python Gangsta Rap

I don't like.

Now we need a nerdcore rapper to step up and sing it for real :)

I was raised in the mean streets of the suburbs of Chicago.

I didn't have a laptop to my name.

Sure, my parents put a roof over my head and food on the table.

Okay, fine.

We were fucking rich and didn't have a care in the world.

But something was missing...

I had an empty place inside.

I didn't even know what hacking was -- much less how to do it.

Then I met some kids on the street and they introduced me to Python.

My life has never been the same.

This is my story.

Are there any motherfucking homeboys in the house?

Yo, motherfucker.

This shit's about to get real.

You think I'm playing, but I ain't playing.

For real, yo.

Robot.

The name is Guido van Rossum; he's awesome.

He did it like the way that _____

So he tossed it

and created Python that lost all

the complexity and fucked up magic sauce

and kept it easy

so you're code's breezy

not sleazy

like Java that makes you queezy

when you have to sort through trees and trees

of nested libraries

and fucking type declarations.

So Python took off like a rocket.

It unlocked a pent-up need and hackers flocked to it.

And those shocked

by the whitespace rules, were knocked

out by how their code became clean

and gleamed

like a fine oiled machine.

With routines that were once hard to read

but now are plain to see.

And don't get me started on integration

but for your information

Python wraps other applications

like a blanket of downy white feather

so soft and cozy I want to give it

a motherfucking standing ovation.

And that's not the only thing Python does well.

It produces coders who know what the hell they are doing.

And don't get tricked into believing whatever is complicated is clever.

In fact, endeavour

to keep things simple,

which as we all know is the principle

of good design.

Fo shizzle.

Fo shizzle my nizzle.

Hey, Ruby, gonna bust a cap in your ass.

That's how I roll.

Bitch.

What's the word I'm missing?

hacking

with python.

Are you kidding me?