Whenever we have period sex my dog is always trying to get at my boyfriends dick so maybe
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alyxvance420
This is real shit. My exes dog used to stick his nose in my crotch and go absolutely INSANE when I was on my period.
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My fucking bandit of a cat would get into my room and sneak its snout into the trash bin for used condoms. When you shouted at him, the bastard ran away with the condom.
It usually happened when I was around, but one day I came home and my mother said: "I dont mind you having sex on this house, but dispose better of your condoms"
The bastard cat had left one in the middle of the kitchen!!
I'm really hoping this was just a joke.
Didimeister 31 points · Sep 2017
Period.
BigSloppySunshine 10 points · Sep 2017
Probably not. My ex and I would fuck on her period and when we got out of bed our dog would try to lick us in our no-no zones. My gf also had to keep her tampons and shit in a special trashcan because our dog aquired a taste for them and would dig them out for chow time while I was at school.
veryboredhunter 13 points · Sep 2017
The fact that you said no-no zones leads me to believe your girlfriend is imaginary.
BigSloppySunshine 5 points · Sep 2017
I wish she was. And ex girlfriend. Haven't seen that bitch in half a decade.
[deleted] 1 points · Sep 2017
But das me
This is him, again: we swat him away so no freaky stuff has ever happened because that's gross https://imgur.com/a/L38lY he is a little garbage boy