u/Genr8RandomUserName

What's with the battery and multiplier? I hope they are items we can find scavanging to increase how fast the power is generated, this minigame is gonna give people tendonitis or CTS..

I found a wooden plank while scavenging at the industrial warehouse!

I found some canned food while scavenging at the White House!

I found a machete while scavenging at the ranger station!

I don't think it's right that people can have the Top 1% commenter tag or any other comment related tag and have their comment history turned off on thier profile, I was just curious as to how such a prestigous title holder utilizes this apparent "gift for gab" for either the betterment, belittlement, or perhaps neutral influence on the community and any magisteristic changes in reguards to mannerism or any nuanced supercilious emergence as apposed to the usual acute onset of hubris often observed shortly after recieving/changes of personal entitlements which are often thought to be the catalyst leading to a false sense or hyper-inflation of percieved importance within the social hierachy of certain communities, but unfortunatly the evidence of which is often detroyed, obscurred or hidden such as in this case..

I still find it absolutely fascinating that theres always at least one player who managed to not solve a puzzle like this, It's either a crawler, bot (most likely) or a person who thought "nope, can't figure it out" and went on to other things, lol

I sure didn't mean to cause you any discorse and hope you will forgive me for my abhorrent and completely unnacceptable inconsideration of your feelings and approval? I have created a newer puzzle just for you and I hope that you find it better suited to your preferences and skill level.

I found some canned food while scavenging at the White House!

Story notes I wrote for this puzzle:

You can't have your cheese if you don't eat your pudding.

The lighthouse keeper collected FLY, PORN, and sea-worn TURNIP.

Launch paused when COME rolled under TRIPS and cracked WOODY.

The talent show ended with CUNTS, FEUD, and synchronized HOES.

The diner jukebox plays songs about FAMOUS, HERDS, and SWEAT.

Swamp guide fee doubles if HOOKER returns wearing GUYS and BONER.

The file held MOSEY, FUG, and one coupon for HOOKER.

I found an adrenaline shot while scavenging at the local pharmacy!

I found some hotdog water while scavenging at the bowling alley!

I found some naked pictures of your mom while scavenging at the grocery mart!