u/XSaintsofDoomX

It’s not fair to place Aug evokes on dps lists, they aren’t there for their own damage

343.12 for 2W1X1

Guys, 9 years in and 6 attempts later and I finally got it!

Money.

^{Chose: 100 billion but a 50% chance of 50% population die | Rolled: They survive}

Good luck surviving a 2 hour movie for 30 days.

^{Chose: Take $10,000}

Even 1% is more than 1 mil, you trolling for the other option

^{Chose: You receive $1 Trillion + You have to donate x% of it to Donald Trump | Rolled: 30%}

Suggests "Volvo" belongs in B

Good engine and average reliability. Good luck finding spare parts though

Use Dark Prince instead. You need more grounded cleave. Or instead of balloon you get an electric card like Zappies for swarm. Your deck is just lackluster in protecting against log bait when you don’t have those kind of options

Dih Washer.

Add a 1hp shield to clones and increase cost to 5

I think there needs to be a delay of them moving or attacking after getting split, they are the new MK in ladder and annoying imo

I wouldn’t mind a she-hulk in the unit!

It’s crazy that people mention current topics here when nothing about this post relates to. Bots and grifters be doing anything but appreciating what this force is about for a few likes.

I feel that the reflect damage is necessary, it’s an answer to MK/Pekka spammers. I just think it’s crown tower damage needs a nerf

Books of Racist?

You got a cycle style of deck, I would recommend finding a way to turn some of those 3 costs into at least a couple 2 or 1 costs.

That skelly barrel doesn’t really make sense since you got mortar and only 1 tank, it would be better to take goblin barrel and take a 2nd spell

The bomber power creep by its faction bonus is insane late game. It’s a crime to put him on the level as those other 2

Would be awesome to have hand-to-hand combat as fitness option. Imagine us training to the levels of those ridiculous anime series where people become Baki just for that 90

Forest faction as a whole needs rework. The firecracker, magic archer, boss bandit and baby dragon aren’t worth the elixir

Undead and Goblin are only good if you also unlock one of the boss’s while also running those factions. It’s a niche C - B tier

Goblin Queen actually belongs in A tier imo, Grove Warden is also misunderstood. Easy B

Mandatory PT before or after work seems redundant. I miss the gym I went too and had to cancel my membership since I now use that time for the less convenient on base gym.

This calls to the E-4’s and E-5’s who’s last base screwed them outta a strat. With my 9 years of experience, I actually don’t hate the sound of this

Reminds me of when we got stuck in UAE after being promised to be released. Packed up all of our linens and waited in the gym for the planes to fly us out. Just to be told they diverted and have to reissue our linens to stay for another 2 months. THEN HALF OF US FORWARD DEPLOYED TO JORDAN!

Sometimes (with the addition of some brewskis) you gotta tell yourself the silver lining. You’re getting paid a lil more, you’ll have time off coming back, and your family will be happy coming back from wherever you are. Just hang in there and it’ll all be better soon