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It would work, yes, but not without significant collateral damage to all of the Purebloods and Halfbloods that also live in the castle. A basilisk is a good weapon if you can control who it’s pointed at and who is standing out of the way of danger. In an environment like Hogwarts that’s not as likely to happen.

a love triangle where everyone is looking in the wrong direction

If you say so dude

“That’s a matter of opinion” is a tremendous piece of godly wisdom

Sounds like she does not actually care about your feelings and experiences.

If you have the budget for it then sure. It’s not going to revolutionize your life or anything but it’s not a waste of money either. You could also just save up even more and then get a Lamy 2000, which would be an actual big step up in quality.

Then don’t comfort her? Isn’t that what she gets for asking?

The drills themselves don’t seem inherently traumatizing but there’s no denying that living in an environment where schools are regularly targeted for shootings, thereby necessitating such drills, would have a negative effect on children.

‘racist’ Indian-American convenience store owners are just getting their justly deserved reparations

I just got a Majohn A2 and it’s pretty great

It manages to avoid some of the most objectionable kinds of mashing together of the two universes. It doesn’t mess up Lily and James or any of the other things from the HP universe.

Swinging and other arrangements for people who want to be in a relationship and sleep around at the same time predate dating apps.

You are a joke to them

https://archiveofourown.org/works/36775312 - reincarnation story where Harry is reborn into the Percy Jackson universe

That fic definitely breaks Harry as a character.

love the second photograph

The government was riddled with active Death Eaters and Voldemort sympathizers at that point. Making Harry a ward of the state any time after Voldemort’s resurrection would be useless at best and more likely actively harmful. There’s no clear, obvious home for Harry to be placed in either so they would be giving a lot of control over Harry to Fudge and his cronies.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/32369281 - Sansa from Game of Thrones gets reincarnated as Lily’s twin sister. It all takes place in the UK during Lily’s childhood.

the two staples of parenting for average Americans seem to be either lobotomizing your child via screen time or beating them whenever they do something you don’t like

Are you gay?

Dark Flier lets you make the most out of Frozen Lance while also not having to sacrifice spells the way you would have to as a Falcon Knight.

Weakling

There were American presidents that owned slaves.

Being available through backwards compatibility seems more likely.