u/countafit

Your dad jerks off to it

Slim to none.

Not much because it's expired and rancid.

Stripper vibe that needs to be my whore.

Problem is we haven't seen any footage of it apart from one bunker buster and a couple of ships hit with mysterious black clouds. Where's the actual combat footage? Five aircraft carrier? Surely Iran would be wiped off the map by now.

You've walked out SIX TIMES with expired food? Wow, you're a special kind of stupid.

Yeah, "lost noob kid" profile is 2 days old. Probs a pedo looking for victims

Hardly urban.

Done it before and I'll do it again

Exactly the same.

Onya Frank.

Imagine being downwind of that

It's not a triangle, more of a curved pyramid.

Ima darth Maul that ass

So far.

I mean, once you finally get there, you want to turn around and leave again?

They're almost a grand.

I'd say about 4 times as many.

trump did that.

Dude just shat himself lol

Are we to assume this is Earth?

I can see 13 other bags. You could make a huge chain of them to stop the thieves in their tracks.

The smart ones would take one look at us and telepathesize: "Fuck that!"

Save your red flags for the maga rallies

Jesus Christ get a new toothbrush!