u/DirectionSolid9113

Cocks Cocks Cocks

I’ve been grooming my own dog the last few months, to save money. Grooming is expensive in my area.

https://preview.redd.it/pu6ry5ib6zvf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9856d0505f01320a44b55821aaa31c13deeec17c

Kitty

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a toe by this afternoon--with nail polish. These fucking amateurs.

Epic.

https://preview.redd.it/bddy8olog7hf1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54b1bd341358da9946d441b0eff6dcb4162fd3f2

The tomato (US: /təmeɪtoʊ/, UK: /təmɑːtoʊ/), Solanum lycopersicum, is a plant whose fruit is an edible berry that is eaten as a vegetable. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomato

Ha

Beautiful smile in final photo!

u/bot-sleuth-bot

I looked it up. https://www.reddit.com/r/pasta/s/VExX1HnDF0

Completely appropriate.

I know, right? I’d suck a dick if it would save my dogs life. I love that pooch!

Your brain’s a dick!

Your children need you. Eventually nothing matters; it seems, we are merely here to make things matter. Psychedelics help me cope with it.

Your mom.

Meditate