u/test6554

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  1. 93points

    What’s the Average Number of Thrusts During the Average Bout of Sex? (melmagazine.com)

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  2. 57points

    LPT: When naming your child, please consider any unfortunate employee email address or employee username combinations (self.LifeProTips)

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Haha, When I see the combined net taxes paid by BLM protesters go above $0 then they can protest something.

Also, it would seem that BLM is playing the role of the Brits in this conflict. Seeking "taxes" on legitimate businesses. Demanding a cut of business profits for businesses they don't own: https://ussanews.com/News1/2020/08/03/shakedown-blm-demands-cut-of-louisville-business-profits-for-protection/

After all this, some people will want to dump BLM into the harbor.

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Well, according to Net Doctor, both partners tend to push forward at a rate of approximately once every 0.8 seconds. That means that men on average thrust 48 times per minute. And considering the median time for sex is 5.4 minutes, that means that the average number of thrusts it takes to ejaculate is closer to 260 humps or three different sessions of sex using the same self-lubricating condom.

They were mentioning a new condom that lasts 1000 thrusts and wanted to know how many thrusts could be expected in the average session. They calculated 260 humps would occur in 5.4 minutes. And we can infer that the condom would wear out on average in 20 minutes and 50 seconds.

However their calculation was wrong. Should have divided 60 seconds per minute by 0.8 seconds per thrust, not multiplied. The correct figure is actually 75 thrusts per minute on average and 405 humps for an average session. That means the new 1000 hump condom the article mentions will wear out on average in 13 minutes and 20 seconds of sexy time. That's a full 7 minutes and 30 seconds less time or 36% less durability than expected.

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Which statement do you think most accurately represents what Trump meant by this statement? Choose one.

  • Some people are upset by the fact that the candidate ended up being a woman.

  • Some people are upset by the fact that no men were considered for the position.

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So we force the police to keep working, but don't pay them any money... Why does that sound familiar?

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On the plus side, I finally was able to understand the lyrics.

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They should just release skunks into illegal house parties. Ain't no party like a skunk house party because a skunk house party stops dead.

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All cars would have toilet driver seats if I ran the world. Social norms would have to deal with this unshakable fact and adapt around it.

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Lol. Biden at 1:20 in the video.

I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical and mental fil... My physical as well as my mental fil... fitness and you know... to make a judgement about who I am.

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Maybe they should just use facebook...

Oh, yea. China banned that.

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The police need to have the ability to get in among the protesters safely and arrest the people doing bad things. I think the protests can continue, but if the cops can't get in there, restrictions need to be put in place until they can. If your movement can't allow that then everyone will gladly write you off.

Nearly every law or rule that exists is there because one or two people did something bad at some point. You can either protect them and be guilty too or you can let the cops get in and people will listen to you.

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Or that whoever can afford a fancy bike doesn't need it as much as him.

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That's like me promising your money to a dildo shop and then you saying no, that's not how I want to spend it... Also stop promising my money to people. Have you harmed the dildo shop?

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Hey buddy get outta here!

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I tried doing the taxes once... Then SO stepped in and we went from owing thousands to getting thousands back.

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Sorry if I like the way billionaires use their wealth to move society forward. I like what SpaceX does. I like the vision for the Boring Company. I look forward to driverless cars, to better virtual reality and better brain-computer interfaces. I hope we get automated farms, lab-grown meat, and space tourism.

Then I contrast that to what your average poor person has achieved.

The truth is that a balance is important. The government can advocate for the poor and the wealthy can advocate for advancement and we need both. Taxing income is sufficient to take care of society. If we take more from those who achieve great things, we will just be spinning our wheels as a society until global warming or some asteroid kills us off. We don't need to increase taxes we just need to be wiser with what we have.

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Tax on real income is not theft.

Tax on wealth that has already been taxed is theft.

Tax on hypothetical income (unrealized stock gains) is theft. Until you sell that stock, it's not income.

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It's funny how stupid I am? The problem is that preventing some future disaster that people are not yet impacted by will never be as important as the here and now needs of people until it is too late to prevent.

If you get cancer, would you say I don't want to get treatment because it will make me feel bad here and now which is more important.

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It wouldn't have to be sudden.

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That's an excessive commute for sure. The average US commute distance is 16 miles. Mine is about 20. I would say you are a number of standard deviations outside the norm on commute distance in the same way Jeff Bezos is a number of standard deviations outside the norm on wealth/income.

Also you had to have been burning substantial money on gas before the pandemic struck and have a large carbon footprint. That's going to have to be curbed at some point by policy and the pain of that will hit you one way or another.

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Nobody:

ChimpScanner:

Sucking Someone's Dick = Not wanting to take someone else's property

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Amazon has allowed people to shop safely from home and Musk is building a greener future for us all. That's the reason they are making so much (hypothetical) money

Why not a massive $7 per gallon gas tax instead? It raises revenue and helps nudge people toward electric vehicles. I used to pay about $30 per week on gasoline. Now I pay $18 every 2 months. I wouldn't miss $100 or $200 every other month when I was paying $240 before. We don't need the pollution either.

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If you are a guy and you've ever jacked off, you have jacked a guy off.