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I guess there is such a thing as being 'Too Caring'. [SCP-6666]

317 points · submitted Dec 2023 by u/theCancerrMan · :CA: Canons

(2 versions of a meme I spent alot of time on, when I got back into the community about a week ago. A simple version and a needlessly convaluted version)

I definitely blame the Fae for pretty much everything in the Kaktusverse, but I can't help but wonder if things would have been a little better if Titana had just been more tougher/had been less willy nilly with her wishes.

Idk man. Maybe more Children Of The Night would be wholesomely jamming next to the radio like Javert, instead of Nae Nae'ing under a red star and giving Methusela PTSD.

WineMomTitana

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The-Paranoid-Android 1 points · Dec 2023 · :CROM:

Articles mentioned in this submission

SCP-6666 ⁠- The Demon Hector and the Dread Titania (+838) by djkaktus

SeaYogurtcloset6262 55 points · Dec 2023 · Alto Clef's left nut enjoyer

Sounds like a damn isekai manga title

"That time where everything went tits up because a guy took a star, so i have to create a knock off humans to punish the guy because my kids are annoying me for it and now i have a zealot demon stuck on me"

theCancerrMan [OP] 35 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

{An Overworked NEET Goddess!!!}

"I've Been Sent To Another World As A Goddess, But My Worshippers Are Greedy Hoarders Who Want Me To Create Love-Starved Monsters To Punish The First Man!!!!"

[All Out War In The Antediluvian World!]

Anoncualquiera1 21 points · Dec 2023 · :doctor1::doctor2:

Least convoluted SCP

theCancerrMan [OP] 15 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

Way less convoluted than 6500 imo.

transmtfscp 10 points · Dec 2023

agree

bananasaucecer 11 points · Dec 2023

One of the Titania moments of all time

theCancerrMan [OP] 11 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

Yeah.This truly was our Kaktusverse.

Academic_Initial_643 9 points · Dec 2023

that is a lot of text

theCancerrMan [OP] 10 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

Yes. Yes there is.

Which is why I made a shorter version along with this one.

MichaelScotsman26 10 points · Dec 2023

Honestly the fey deserve everything bad that happens to them. Fuck the fey.

theCancerrMan [OP] 12 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

You'd be hard pressed to get me to feel bad for them.

They just cause misery wherever they go, and leave havoc in their wake.

Grouchy_Ad_957 4 points · Dec 2023 · :taboo1::taboo2:

Tbh, This whole situation could've been avoided if the fae were only a tad bit nicer. Like literally give a thank you card to the King of night or at least a Steam gift card to the children. If they actually did then

1: Fae massacre by Apollyon wouldn't occur thus sparing the Fae princess and avoiding the 3 profanities.

2: The 4 great knights don't get turned into demons and Hector doesn't break into Titania and chloroform the children.

3: Big stretch but the flood wouldn't occur or destruction of Sky kings or Audapopolis

Tldr: Just give steam gift cards to the children and everything would've been fine

theCancerrMan [OP] 5 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

So much this.

Not only do they avoid all the trauma that was later inflicted by the children, but if the Fae were just chill about the Crown Of Apollyon (which they should have been, considering that Titania wasn't even bothered by it), then the children of the night wouldn't have even needed to be created.

But considering that the Fae bitched and moaned Titana into creating them, they should have been super grateful to them for literally bringing down ADAM 'WAS CREATED WITH THAT DAWG IN HIM' EL ASSEM. But they just backtracked and pushed the Children into the darkness away from the light of the stars.

If you want to teach a dog to bite, hit him.

If you want the horrific imitation of Humans to revolt and steal your goddess (amongst other horrific acts), ignore them and abandon them to the darkness with naught but a cruel red star to guide them into madness and nightmares.

TLDR: The Fae to this day think they're better than everyone, and that mindset is both the reason for everyone's suffering, and my blanket dislike of them.

SeaYogurtcloset6262 2 points · Dec 2023 · Alto Clef's left nut enjoyer

"ignore them and abandon them to the darkness with naught but a cruel red star to guide them into madness and nightmares"

That line is raw and powerful. God damn

theCancerrMan [OP] 2 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

Thank you. If there's one thing I'm good at, it's just writing just the right amount of prose without sounding too purple.

dylans0123495 2 points · Dec 2023

What did maya Fey from phoenix wright do? :(

MichaelScotsman26 1 points · Dec 2023

I know she’s one of those iron averse fucks too! The name association isn’t for nothing dammit!

DrakeTheSeigeEngine 5 points · Dec 2023

I’m glad the scp multiverse gives me more reasons to hate fey than I already do

theCancerrMan [OP] 5 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

They make it so easy too.

Like it's a fact of life at this point.

Grass grows. Birds fly. And the Fae are the source of alot of strife and suffering.

SeaYogurtcloset6262 3 points · Dec 2023 · Alto Clef's left nut enjoyer

Sounds like Sarrus VIII would say but in scout version

theCancerrMan [OP] 3 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

The Fae princess's curse wouldn't have stood a chance once Sarrus VIII whipped out the baseball bat and the chalice filled with 'BONK! Atomic Punch'.

Spacellama117 6 points · Dec 2023 · Pattern Screamer

to me they're like everything i hate about fantasy elves

except they're weird and cool enough here than the hatred is nuanced and i still like the stories they're in

Aromatic_Device_6254 5 points · Dec 2023

Weirdly, I think the one with more text is actually funnier

theCancerrMan [OP] 4 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

Your kind words honor me. Have my upvote, you beautiful person you.

BendyMine785 2 points · Dec 2023 · I'm not creative with flairs

Wow that's a lot of words.

Too bad, i'm not reading them.

theCancerrMan [OP] 3 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

You're certainly entitled to not read them.

Just like I'm entitled to not care what you say, or what you think.

ConsiderationSouth80 1 points · Dec 2023 · real johamza

Yuuka drinking

cat_sword 1 points · Dec 2023

huh

theCancerrMan [OP] 2 points · Dec 2023 · Head Of The Department Of Abnormalities

That's exactly what I said.

And then I understood.

And then I didn't.

And then I did.

WhimsicalSnake777 1 points · Dec 2023

It's when will when will everyone learn to leave the Fae alone so they don't destroy the world cause the Fae are super petty?