Going to HEB. Need anything?

Yes. It was the best thing I had on hand to attract grackles.

That cart doesn't have any cigarette butts?

Well, there are never any cigarette butts around me, and there weren't any in the parking lot.

I suspect they wouldn't actually have been effective in the goal of luring a grackle to pose for me anyway.

I did consider spending some time training some grackles to pose for me, but I'm lazy and the picture's really not worth that much to me.

I, too, would like a tshirt with a grackle and an H-E-B logod shopping cart saying missing you in Texas. Please and thank you.

This is my side piece.

I actually made a special trip to several HEB's to find them.

I was thinking of organizing some sort of r.Austin scavenger hunt. Hide it somewhere and publish a series of clues here. Or do something like a Tik-Tok challenge.

I decided I didn't want to cause something like the PS5 riots. Plus simple laziness.

Yo fr fr the H-E-B branded swag section is fire and whoever they have over branding H-E-B labeled items is not being paid enough. Side eyes the H-E-B labeled candles that had everyone losing their minds last year.

We grackles ate all of that.

How do you think we stay hyper all of the time?