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ShineTraditional1891
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Done, what’s next step? One is screaming, should I do something about it?
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Drfoxthefurry
Is having 2 kids like managing 2 threads that are both modifying global variables?
Even_Lobster_1951
constant race conditions
TiredPistachio
People claim your life changes when you have a kid, I think it changes more having that second kid.
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Time complexity of parenting is O(n2)
genderebellious
that was also my experience, so hard to divide attention, be there for both, staggering change that was
Carius98
beeteedee
Have you considered rewriting your kids in Rust?
Cm0002 [OP]
What?! If anything they need to be deoptimized, I need to rewrite them in something like Java...
holyfuckgoogle
There always one option: killall -9 kid
Otherwise_Day_9643
You should have done the appropriate thing for a low-level programmer and never have gotten a girlfriend in the first place
Flooding_Puddle
That's small-time, try 4
Harmonic_Gear
kids are just asynchronous agents. Probably running random policies
Khaylain
Well, duh. Threads in a multithreaded program do exactly what you've told them to. Kids do exactly whatever they want no matter what you've told them to do.
lupercalpainting
When you fork it returns the childrens' PIDs just save them to an array and you can loop whenever to wait for them to die.
Now wait until you learn about how a daemon is summoned implemented where you purposefully make a sacrificial child who itself will spawn a child only to kill itself so its child is an orphan and gets adopted by init.
Although it sounds like this is no longer considered (morally) correct.
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Until it deadlocks.
witm_
Cellular tracking devices? Or do you want them to stay around?
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In my fucking soul OP... Fucking in my sooulll
OneCrazyProgrammer
Did you set your kids to be dameons?
SteeleDynamics
At least there's a notion of shared objects in memory for a multi-threaded program.
There's no notion of shared objects between my kids.
Because threads typically dont have randomly things stuck in their nose
AlphaSparqy 26 points · Oct 2022
assert (noseObjectCount=0);