u/beeteedee

I would erase the “press a button and erase an invention” machine, just to watch the resulting paradox destroy the space-time continuum

Why upgrade? If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

Oh wait… it did break? Fuck it, still don’t fix it.

Extend the DLR to Kensington (Olympia), with a note that it is only served on the second Thursday of every other month

All you have to do is put 23 copies of this in orbit and you’re set

The one that they have researched thoroughly and determined to be the best fit for their own individual talents and career aspirations

I’m pretty sure they don’t even celebrate thanksgiving in India

In France they don’t even have a word for “restaurant”

The fact that they had to rewrite the text in a normal font below the stylised version is perhaps a clue that it’s not such a clever design after all

Me when I get all the semicolons in the right places, which as we all know is the hardest problem in computer science

I’d mostly be surprised to find out that I have a wife

As long as it can still be driven by AI — we don’t want to inadvertently create jobs for working class people, that’s dangerously close to communism

VGAin’t

“Crash” doesn’t necessarily imply it was an accident. There are several on here that were the result of military or terrorist attacks on civilian aircraft.

Appropriate that it’s named after a Tim Hortons coffee, because this code leaves a bad taste in my mouth

To be fair, watching a Jago Hazzard video is one of the more pleasant ways to spend six minutes

For every car (driven by human or AI) transporting people like your parents, there are probably 99 cars transporting perfectly able-bodied people who would be capable of taking public transit if it existed and if they could be bothered to use it. Wouldn’t life be easier for the people with a genuine need if the other 99 cars could be taken off the road?

Good job it wasn’t Cockfosters

You guys aren’t spending most of your time on other planets obsessively using map view to check back on Nauvis?

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Including the cable car

Add the IKEA logo to every station that’s within 50 miles of an IKEA

Nelson station doesn't have ticket barriers as far as I know, so you won't need to scan your ticket at the station but the conductor of each train will (probably) scan it at some point during the journey. Victoria does have ticket barriers so you'll need to scan your ticket to leave the station.

Rust the programming language has nothing to do with Rust the game, they just coincidentally have the same name.

Try asking your question in a relevant sub such as r/playrust

I would hire a moving company. You know, like the one your grandmother owns.

I think the better question is: if everyone owned a personal vehicle large enough to transport furniture, how would your grandmother stay in business?

Wait until you find out that Johnny Cash also didn’t shoot a man in Reno just to watch him die, wasn’t originally named Sue, and is not known to have ever fallen into a burning ring of fire