r/darkjokes
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138points
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154points
What's the difference between an emo and a poser? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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0points
Clavicular is charged with injecting a minor with meth and sexual assault. (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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277points
Doctor (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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667points
I've been spending a lot of time by my wife's grave lately. (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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586points
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455points
Favourite sex position (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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570points
Weird porn (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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357points
My first football match (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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147points
What did Epstein say when the wrong kid showed up at the island? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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214points
Why do priests dip kids in water? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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39points
Having Kids in this economy (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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402points
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2,037points
Trump, Putin and the Pope find themselves on board of a sinking ship. (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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330points
What’s it called when a dead body gets an erection (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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58points
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645points
Every zodiac sign has a signature hairstyle. (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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642points
What's the difference between a cow and fear of Communism? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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972points
A cop pulls over 3 priests (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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536points
My son asked me why couldn't he see john cena (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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236points
My grandpa took my roofie (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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461points
What job gets you laid the most? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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551points
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1,007points
My ex-girlfriend is like a box of chocolates. (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]
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264points
Why did the orphan go to church? (self.darkjokes) [nsfw]