Less Don, more Duck Philips

Less Don, more Duck Philips

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[deleted]

Less everybody else, more Bob Benson

IHateTheLetterF

Less Joan, more Joans tits

Saelaird

More thin Betty. Less fat Betty.

Hopeful_Designer7724

Bam ba lam

Dumburger95

Less Don, more Dick

tomomalono [OP]

Dick Phillips

Dumburger95

Philips's dick

tomomalono [OP]

Phillips’s duck

ArchieConnors

Phillip K Dick

hiplainsdriftless

Crab’s dick

Sorry_Seesaw_3851

More Sal less Vito.

Professional-Froyo94

Less Ginny more 80 pound mole

tomomalono [OP]

Gravy’s good tonight

Used-Gas-6525

That’s hurtful and destructive.

tomomalono [OP]

You people

Cautious-Box-7355

Less Duck, more Crab

Throw-Me-Again

Less Duck, more Chauncey

Used-Gas-6525

I never forgave him after he just threw Chauncey onto Madison Ave. What's worse, Irish Setters are some of the dumbest, yet kindest dogs you can get. Chauncey would have no street smarts and will be selling his ass on the corner in no time.

DangerAlSmith

Didn't you see the episode where Pete caught his father-in-law with Chauncey at a midtown whore-house? Chauncey made BANK. Mostly doggy style.

Used-Gas-6525

Beastiality : Pete thought of that, but apparently it already existed and was arrived at separately.

IMASHIRT

Chauncey as soon as he realized Duck wasn’t coming back for him

JPK-1988-TBC

More Manolo, preferably in a steamy love scene with Pete’s mom. More backstory of Ida Blankenship, preferably with flashbacks, in a steamy love scene with Bert Cooper.

tomomalono [OP]

Hahahahahahahaha

[deleted]

She drained his balls so good they had to cut them off.

tomomalono [OP]

More chip ‘n’ dip

Air_to_the_Thrown

That's practically sixteen of something

desertrat87

More Randall Walsh, more sayings by Tecumseh, especially the ones we don't remember

Current_Tea6984

With all that constant exposure to second hand smoke, they all needed more air

tomomalono [OP]

I thought they were astronauts

Current_Tea6984

Nah, they were just blowing smoke up Uranus

DuncanAerilious

More Roger / More Lane

GodzillaJizz

Then the show would be mad ducks or duck men. We don't want that.

harrylime7

More Chauncey, less Duck.

JumperGrumperson

Less Don searching for meaning, more eyepatch Ken on the high seas searching for the One Piece

E864

More Chauncey less everybody else.