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You’re gonna feel my grip
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Ro would’ve whacked her herself
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Screamin like a lil kitty cat
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Especially with the sun being so strong. Would not have minded a cloud or two this morning! The fog along the Potomac was cool to run through at least
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So sick! Gotta be the best all-star jersey from the past ten years too, at least. It was such a treat that Hays got to start
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I have a similar looking fella! He won’t jump into my arms, but will always jump on my back!
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Ohhh Chandler. Fill me up! You’re soooo big!
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I said, “Oooh I made a touchdown!”
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Jerry O’Connell ://
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Dirty Laundry by Don Henley is about how he was mad the media reported an underage prostitute overdosed at his house
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A good AI with a gun stops a bad AI with a gun!
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What did Dakota Fanning do to be forever remembered as an annoying child, while her younger sister is forever remembered as a beautifully elegant adult
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Janice and Livia. I’m serving bone marrow 🤤
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I’d ask him to please blow his Lucky Strike at me
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“I didn’t know Cheryl Miller’s little brother played basketball!”
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I wasn’t gonna make it to dinner. I shouldn’t be calling again
Edit: someone in here REALLY doesn’t like this album
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Exactly, it’s not one thing or the other. It’s a lot of different things existing simultaneously. That’s what makes it a great show, instead of a good show
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If I go out with my friends and we all get a little too drunk, I’ll text them the next morning “I watched you go down, brother. You were gone.” with a picture of Russell Swan in the oxygen mask
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THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR
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Hire a professional next time
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Mannequin Tim looks like John Stevens from American Idol
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What up my fatta
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George HW Bush*
That’s San doing that crap