My Little No-No List (read me first)

My blog or whatever. There are a number of my posts in an abandoned forum /roastmyidea since nobody else was making use of it.

Private Messaging and Chat. Find some way to discuss the issue in the very nice public forum you just left. Maybe there's some larger community value. Chances are details you don't want to disclose publicly are easily disguised in more general terms.

The Anon in AnonJian. Stands for anonymous. Explains so much.

Mentoring. If you can't understand I'm not the mentor type from the writings, the only mentoring advice is go back and read everything over again. Everybody thinking I need a free dinner needs to seriously rethink the implications.

My Super Secret Agenda. While I may invest in a monocle and long hair cat, I have nothing to sell you. I don't link to my own stuff. And what's even worse, I'm not smart. And it is not that I am modest. It's not even that others are stupid and I'm all surprised.

It's more like stupidity online has achieved a density which created a tear in the fabric of the universe. And I'd like to take the few moments before it engulfs us all to point and laugh. Is that so bad?

Your Last Resort. I least of anyone needs to know what your career on the playground has managed to conjure. Do let others get a laugh out of your profanity by posting publicly. There are people waiting in line to ignore my advice and suggestions, you're certainly not telling me something I don't know.