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lol

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Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such:  Fuck op.

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Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such: fuck OP

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

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Trying to get banned

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TECH

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Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such:

fuck OP

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Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such:

fuck OP

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Every day as I scroll through reddit, I dream that I will find an ad that isn’t locked. Today, my friends, is that day. I come to you all with an important message; a message that transcends time and space. I am a man of few comments, but I must take the opportunity now to open my fingers and pass this message onto you all. I am humbled to sit before you. The text will burn into your eyes. You may shed tears. I empathize with you all. My message, while brief, will hopefully fill you all with the knowledge I know you have the capability to retain. I want to thank you all. Thank you all for taking the time to read the comments on this unlocked ad. Thank you for stopping for just a moment to hear my message. My message isn’t difficult to comprehend, but I find it may prove most impossible to truly understand. By now I feel that the time has come to deliver my message. The message that I came here to tell. The message that I prayed I had an opportunity to deliver someday, though I must assert that I didn’t believe it would be a day like this. My message, friends, is as such:

fuck OP