u/2ManyMonitors

Just use fire, or high-strength vinegar. Round Up will give you and your kids cancer.

Seriously, buy a propane torch and walk around with a five gallon tank. It's cheaper than chemicals in the long run, not hazardous to your family, pets, or the environment. Also, it's fun.

I like to think that I work my land to create life, to grow food, to grow healthy kids and dogs and cats. Poison is for weak, lazy people. Your shadow shows a young kiddo, keep them healthy. They are so susceptible to shit when they're little, stick with your gut and don't listen to the Round Up bots.

Big ol' fuckin' retaining wall. Not as crazy as you'd think, probably not cheap though. I used to design them for roadways, they go up pretty quickly.

Here's a generic guide to give you some idea of what's possible.

Source: California Department of Transportation | Caltrans (.gov) https://share.google/RSl7n4nrQftDtu3fR

These AMA ads make me hate reddit

This is good advice.

Bro, leave reddit you boomer moron

Mind ya business.

Some of us don't like soaking the only land we own in poison. We are dandelion farmers. Let em grow and let em blow.

You literally said linear. You don't get it dog.

Watch Stonnie Dennis. I have watched his videos for a few months now while planning to get a dog. He has a very sensible, calm way of approaching all the different things we read and see online and guiding you to what actually works for your dog. His personality cracks me up, and we often talk to our dog in his Kentucky accent. Lmao.

A fellow man of culture

Or when Hillary stole the primary from Bernie while all the dems stood there watching with their cocks in their hands...

You forgot the Jan 6 Choir

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals

These pics were sent willingly, it's not like they stole them. Girls do the same, too, my wife says her single friends have jokingly showed her dick pics. Her friends must all be predators, too, right?

So your pics don't get published, but they still got sent to every one of dude's friends. There are men you don't even know who fap to your pics daily. If you're actually cool with that, share away...

This is insanely good advice that will be wholly ignored by anyone under 22. Those of us over 30, who got a tattoo at 19, all wish we had received this guidance. lol.

"Why is the mirror upside down?"

Have it colorized with Joker makeup. I dunno, it wouldn't be worse.

My wife does more in the house than me, and way more with the kids. I don't even think it's remotely fair, despite trying to keep up. I go down on her a lot, with gusto. Trying to earn my keep one way or the other. She also makes way more money, and I'm an engineer...

Not a human dick, but definitely a dick. Like a dog dick, maybe?

That's not true at all. Google "insurable interest." How do people just spout random bullshit with such confidence? 10o0 pErCenT...

I go through my kids candy to check for stuff like this and to steal all their Almond Joys. Your packages is going in the trash, including the Pokemon cards. Try to teach my kid to be a collectibles loser gtfoh.

This is like when you hear a song you love on a Jeep commercial. Now companies are ruining our favorite memes, too. Boooo.

How much should you give your wife's boyfriend?

I've heard the same about LA, too, specifically at the LAX parking lots.

Same. Police don't seem to be enforcing any auto or traffic laws anymore.