u/2pumped2dump

388 post karma · 1,446 comment karma · joined Aug 2026

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Yes, perfect analogy! It’s like hiding your pissing wiener in someone’s bowl of corn flakes

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Posting a vocal performance under the guise of 'practicing guitar' is like cutting a hole in the bottom of the shared popcorn bowl and hiding your wiener in it. Read the room bro

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No doubt. Always getting called racist/sexist/etc by their own shadow and then crying about it. Sad!

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It’s a false premise - there was no racial problem. OP thought Schriffin was losing his job over the nickname, which he’s not. Ergo, no racial problem.

However, you decided to pretend like there was one so you could complain about “half the dictionary” being racist toward black people now.

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OP’s specific concerns like “I’m so surprised to hear the news that a baseball announcer will lose his job…” right there in the first sentence? That’s the whole premise of the post chief. Perhaps you didn’t comprehend?

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There was no controversy about this and the guy absolutely did not lose his job over it. It sounds like Sox brass didn’t like it for whatever reason and asked him not to use it. However, you’ve found a way to turn this question into an essay about how much of an oppressed victim YOU are. The irony!

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Bro saw a post about race and decided to take off the hood. “Half the dictionary”…yikes

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TIL I’m shirt brothers with George Thorogood

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You could row a boat with this sumbitch

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Yeah who doesn’t love their pedal components soaked in the tears of a specific ethnic group

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I like to use a brûlée torch for this

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There are so many of them, and they're all so small, too. Sick to my stomach.

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The GOAT. His era was the band's peak (so far) as a live act

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WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNY’S

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Is the upper neck the in-tune one?

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no

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I’m in a polyphia with my wife and her boyfriends

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The Cringer Elvis

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They still haven’t fully escaped the gravitational pull of its cringe, and they may never at this point.

Edit: forgot to answer your question...mostly my heart and wiener.

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Trying to capture anything related to Bruno Mars was mistake #1. Oof

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That it’s over.

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Rainger FX Minibar