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Finally, a worthy opponent to the guy who peels grapes.

Not a dank meme though.

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I had a 7-paragraph comment auto-deleted for mentioning a rom as an example in parentheses. That hurt.

I got banned from r/memes because I didn’t understand a meme and asked for clarification.

Obligatory "EJ is a 29-yo man, presenting to the ER with nausea, fatigue, and dizziness."

It works IRL in the US, so why not ?

You may want to check the [GitHub topic](https://github.com/topics/qr-code-generator), you’ll find your fun there.

"Well well well, wouldn’t that be the consequences of my actions…"

Me going from Norwegian pale to Nigerian black in a single afternoon tanning on UV 3 : guess my back’s going to peel a little tonight.

(Ok I’m exaggerating a bit, but not that much)

I’m religious and agnostic, meaning I acknowledge that I do not know whether God exists or not, though from my personal experiences, I choose to think God exists as my default hypothesis.

Funnily enough, this allows me to think critically of my own beliefs, and to extrapolate them into alternative ideas, like, if God there is, and it turns out we live in a simulation, how interact these two elements ?

Remember Apollo 13 ? That’s exactly what happened. (Though they had to struggle the adjustments with the landing module)

My TI 83 Premium calculator is more powerful than the appolo computers.

When I think about it, following what I understand of quantum physics, if a place with a non-zero volume reaches a temperature of 0K, then the only solution to the wave function defining the entire universe becomes 0 (since to have that volume at 0K with other places at non-0 K, you’d need a literally infinite number of wave functions, therefore infinite particles and infinite universes.)

Aliens are not on earth. 9/11 wasn’t an inside job. Governments are run by selfish, egotistical, egocentric, pedophiles.

Seen from across the pond, as a French, I can’t help but feel bad for you guys…

If this happened in France the country would be up in flames until each and every single one of those pedos were behind bars if not with their heads in a basket…

AAAAA

It probably still listens for keywords. I wouldn't be surprised if there was a backdoor allowing advertisers to set those like Siri listens to "Hey Siri".

GrapheneOS + Linux + NextCloud at home. My solution which I'm currently too broke to afford a Pixel phone - and I seem to have a problem on my home server.

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Aaaand r/fuckcars just became literal again…

It’s a bit expensive though.

Unexpectedly wholesome.

Choo choo motherfucker x)

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