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I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling hahahaha

Yes the ticket says "any game". It also says "pending availability". That's a funny little part of the text you keep leaving out of your nonsensical hypotheticals. What do you think "pending availability" means? Maybe google it? How old are you? Have you ever read a contract before? Ever heard of fine print or rules for anything? Or do you just click every link you see and expect to get a million bitcoin deposited into your account?

What the hell does a wife have to do with this lol

I don't give a shit about the old owners or the new owners. I never brought that up, you did.

Here's a hypothetical: "Come up to me at any point in the future and ask me for all the money I have in my pocket and I promise to give it to you." If you come up to me and all I have in my pocket at that moment is fifteen cents, tough shit. That's literally the point of the game.

Show me on the ticket where it says "We promise to give you good seats to a World Series game and we promise we will hold that seat available for you until you decide if you want to buy it." Show me that bud. "New wife" lmfao read a book, man.

They spent $1000 for nine regular season tickets, plus this "timeless ticket", plus a bunch of other goodies. I think it was pretty obvious when they first ran this promotion that the whole point of it is a gimmick, and you're really just paying for the bragging rights of hanging this thing on your wall. If you want to talk about the "spirit" of the ticket, the spirit of the ticket is clearly that it's a gag.

I have no idea what your "new wife" hypothetical is supposed to mean. What on earth are you on about?

For $1000 they got nine tickets to regular season games and an opportunity to get a seat to any game of their choosing later. It doesn't say which section. It doesn't say "We will hold a good seat for you." In fact, it says exactly the opposite of that. It says "based on availability."

I can sell you a lottery ticket and say "Maybe you'll win a million dollars." That doesn't mean you can sue me if you buy it and don't win a million dollars. Read the rules, dude, nothing is being hidden here.

Why? Why should they do this? That was never the plan when they ran this promotion, and it says pretty clearly on the ticket that they would not be doing that. It is subject to availability.

Totally makes sense that the subscribers to this forum are little fucking idiots who think they should be in charge of everything for no reason at all and who refuse to listen to counter opinions. That tracks. Eat shit losers hahahaha

Is that the only definition you know of sucking? You think people say Dodgers Suck because they mean they suck at winning baseball games? Bro, if you spend ten times as much money as every other team and then win the World Series every year while supporting ICE and giving Trump a ring, then yeah, fuck you you suck. Obviously that is not a judgment on how good you are at winning baseball games, you fucking moron.

You are in the Los Angeles subreddit. We are talking about the weather in Los Angeles. I looked up the weather in Los Angeles and gave you information based on the NOAA recorded temperature for October of every year. Do you want to nitpick that and try to find a way to save your idiotic argument? Do you have alternate "sources" besides the official temperature posted on every single fucking website that comes up if you google it? Bro, get a life, you're wrong, you remember wrong, admit you were wrong, or move on with your life and keep thinking you played in the snow in Inglewood in the 60s or whatever lmao

You are the easiest person to troll in the universe. That tracks for this sub lmfao

Maybe don't work in design if you're blind?

Is that the thumb you suck after wiping your baby tears?