u/AfricanTurtles

You have to change your last name to Singh, Patel, or Gupta. Hope that helps.

Good old fashioned American growth hormone titties.

You lied to me, WHERE'S THE RECIPEEEEEEEEEE?!?!?!

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Damn I don't really eat Grapes but I'll add that to my list of unsuspecting things that can kill my cat 🙃

You're a complete tool. And I'm not your bro.

He meant it WOULDN'T FUCKING WORK. Don't be a little twat.

Darth Gatorade really let himself go

You would think they had some kind of personal legal liability on the line when people say something "offensive". As if people haven't been speaking their mind on the internet since it was invented.

Yeah I think that might be my best bet. I remember during covid that helped me avoid catching it (I still got it one time but it would have been more)

Lol ew man I don't even want to imagine that musty smell

Is there anything in particular you'd recommend as a supplement? I've never taken one of those before as my immune system is usually strong enough by itself.

No lies I might start doing that again like it's covid-times. It feels like you're running the gauntlet every time you take the subway.

The thing is I'm not really susceptible, I don't get sick often at all. It's only these filthy animals who are coughing up a lung and not covering when I get sick. I haven't been sick yet this year, but I noticed as soon as that happened a few times (people coughing/sneezing letting it fly), I woke up feeling ill.

That's what I think too. I was raised to be considerate of the people around you which includes trying not to hack all over them. Or even worse blowing your nose then wiping it with your hand before touching the poles...

Probably not a bad idea tbh lol, seems to be necessary these days

But also... looks delicious XD

You monster. Return home immediately LOL

You missed your chance to toe-wrestle with her and see who has the alpha toes

I was up north in Ontario for vacation and it was 99% TFW's and "students" even at a burrito bar. Crazy.

"I am currently accepting donations from the self righteous cunt fund to rebuild. Would you like to donate?"

My cat will do this with my socks if I leave any laying around lol

Tomatoes of the smokeable variety (but for real, let him learn how to grow something, it's really fun/interesting)