u/AiR-P00P

Hide your couches! 

I'm in my 30s and I feel like I've seen all I wanted to see. Just killing time before I die basically. 

I can't think of a timeline where I could possibly give a flying fuck. 

That's not even useful news, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow lol. 

omg there's a mod for that? 

"Scrub, scrub, scrub till the waters BROWN " 

"Someone sabotaged my company and laid off my employees! None of this is my fault!" 

At least the cinematic was fucking awesome

god I'm so tired of this fucking planet. someone get me outta here please. 

I don't deserve to go to space. 

I started reading into Buddhism to turn my depressive nihilism into... just a very neutral "fuck it whatever" state of mind. Its really helped. 

it'll be a mobile game and we'll get "don't you guys have phones?" 2.0

Thats the neat part, you dont!

Caucasian orks look like He-Man villains lol

loved him in that movie... I'm talking about Tim. 

RAM? IN THIS ECONOMY?????? 

Not since Mass Effect 3 lol

This guy looks like Max Headroom... or The Mask. 

The moment my depression kicked in was when I finally realized

"We're not going to make it, are we? People I mean..."

"...It is in your nature to destroy yourself."

I was in a bad place for a few years because of it... now I've stopped hoping for the future and just focus on enjoying the moment and I'm much happier... well researching Buddhism also helped. Eat that extra brownie, fuck that hot co-worker thats been flirting with you, play Halo on Legendary for 10hrs straight... because sooner or later, all is dust.

... cleverer? 

ALL HAIL SPACE KING

RFK jr: "BULLSHIT!" 

I've never read this book and I'm seriously considering it now. 

harvestmen are more closely related to mites then they are spiders.

also they have dongs. 

Until next time! 

what is this, I Am Legend?