u/Akumar223

I believe churches, temples, mosques and synagogues worldwide subscribe to the same principle Mr.Shoten does.

He deletes Tinder and ponders his life choices. While deep in thought he gets a hankering for Chinese food. He Ubers to a drive thru Chinese restaurant. He gets 3 orders of garlic chicken, 3 orders of rice, 3 orders of wonton soup and some cookies fortune. The Chinese lady taking his order tortures him endlessly by asking "and then?" over and over again. He wonders why getting Chinese food isn't as easy as swiping right or left. He cries.

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He takes a bong rip and hallucinates the ghost of Paul Walker who tells him to locate St. Nicholas Cage who had his car stolen for a sequel to Gone in 60 Seconds. He realizes he should stop frying his mind with molly and messing with Tinder chicks, lives happily ever after.

The plot for Dude Where's My Car? The Sequel.

His tinder horror story about you: "She ripped me a new asshole."

There needs to be an Oprah style give away for this album.

A copy of Dianetics by L Ron Hubbard.

Is OP Batman is what I want to know.

OP is the dude? First experience with dabs only this weekend?

The fact that you're a human and not a big red dinosaur makes your painting and posting on Reddit less impressive.

Funny how often his critics speak that way though.

"You can't outlaw stupidity!"

Putin: "Yes we can"

Well when his ideas are presented in a safe space it is equivalent to a gunman shooting up a cafe in Paris. I hope the logic train isn't too difficult for you to follow.

Surprised this fool isn't blazed out of his mind and playing Fallout 4.

Bear wrasslin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpAFPlFDVW4

I can't verify if this gif is Van Damme since he doesn't do the splits once.

OP is the Rock.

The blue shell is coming!!

Tax evasion.

What a vacation package!

She's like "Thanx Obama."

Which was this girl's point. People of the same race dog each other in racist terms about their shade of brown or black all the time. But what do I know? I must be brownsplainin.

"Sometimes they twerk on me at the office, I leave feeling like a piece of meat."

Our lord has arrived. Rejoice.