u/Alarmed_Boot

708 post karma · 8,967 comment karma · joined Jul 2019 · moderator

Alarmed_Boot

Now this is my kinda shit.

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Ah yes, believe the orange fuckwit, but don't believe the literal fricking organizations THAT LITERALLY KEEP THE COUNTRY FROM COMPLETELY FALLING APART.

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YTA. HUGE YTA. You stone cold bitch, your brother is literally dying! If you dont like that YOUR INNOCENT LITTLE BROTHER needs love and support, then you can fuck right on out and move somewhere else. If this post is legit and you are that much of a horrible person, I hope you get the karma you absolutely deserve.

Alarmed_Boot

I hope you stub your toe on a big splinter AND IT GOES ALL THE WAY INTO YOUR NAIL. YES, ALL THE WAY. PAINFULLY. HORRIBLY. AND I HOPE YOU PAINFULLY AND HORRIBLY PULL IT OUT, SCREAMING IN PAIN THE ENTIRE TIME.

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Thats some shit painting.

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Probably if you weren't so fat and actually cared about your health your boyfriend probably wouldn't have lost interest in you. Why are you complaining on reddit? Do something about your appearance and then maybe you'll be fuckable.

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He looks like Makarov.

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God told some high schooler to grab an Ak47 and mow down an entire classroom.

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I said no dammit. FUCK OFF

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That's metal af.

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Oof.

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oversexualized as usual

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Maybe Galactus stubbed his toe.

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Wow ok I get really uneasy at stories about humanoid faceless demon things under peoples' beds but this one is especially disturbing.

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Ah I see.

Alarmed_Boot

Imagine not sending people to torture camps and burning them

this post was made by the nazi gang

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That ass though.

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I agree, screw that evil bitch.

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Lol why not just fucking remove that massive black mod cock on the right entirely. The whole point of dankmemes is dank memes dammit!

Mods big gay.

Alarmed_Boot

Might as well call it r/memecirclejerk.

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She looks like she wants to murder you in your sleep.

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Awesome!

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HOLD UP WHAT