u/AllenMaya

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AllenMaya

Can you send it to me at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) ?

AllenMaya

That is how the cookie crumbles, but in the end, I still want to make something cool. Not part of the discord thing but the worst-case scenario I can publish it here and hope it makes its way to him.

AllenMaya

That or markiplier highlights

AllenMaya

If possible can you send it to me at [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected]) ?

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AllenMaya

I think so, I will organize my thoughts in my next post where I can better organize my thoughts, but if anyone has any submissions I would like them to send it to me through [[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])

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AllenMaya

Any moments in particular? I would like to do that but I can only come up with a handful.

AllenMaya

My main worry would be having only 200 people out of millions.

I want to celebrate his birthday but I am not sure how to do that. What would you rather have?

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AllenMaya

I had fun with this. I want to find more picture that might be fun, him or otherwise, so send it to me via down bellow. Either or. See ya

AllenMaya

One Queen to rule them all

AllenMaya

The best advice I may offer is to incorporate gaming into the domestic life. Perhaps see if you can hone in her new found interest to perhaps DnD with your family

AllenMaya

Shifting through the Vegas' streets comes an aged but cunning man by the name of Charon, or so goes the name and story of everyone who is anyone comes to learn.

He is a man that comes at midnight to tell dead man's tales and sing the song of the sirens to those who yearn to learn and to be soothed under the moon's embrace. He reaps from men's rage and pity alike. He seduces the cunning and brave with journeys and fables galore. He bewitches there mind with landscapes beyond the description of the common word. He tempts them all; to rob them of their wealth, to gain favors unmatched in value, to steal treasures and souls as if they were matched in value to simple pennies and dimes on the dollar. All done by the ferryman to paradise. And at that, stirred the girl who arrived at her college campus.

"That is my tale, wasn't it? God, if it wasn't for the hours I would be making bank." Remarks the girl as she strolls past the lanes of the bus.

She makes her way to her school and sees that it is barren minus the few students scrambling to get to their early classes on that very bus she got out of. She turns and sees the bus going on out seeing the last of the students.

"Mai!" Yelled her friend Jesse as he comes from inside the school "Yeah Pervert?" As she replies with a danced smile across her lip as he proceeds to chuckle. "You're going to be late to class! Come on before Sergent Sourpuss finds another reason to not like us." "He loves me, academically speaking, he just doesn't fancy my sleepiness in his class." "How you manage to keep your A eludes us all, but that doesn't matter, we need to get going before he decides to pull a pop quiz on us again." "He won't, the next one isn't until next month." "Right, you go on believing that, but I have to be ready for anything" as he dramatically pulls his hand to his chest as if he was from bad soap opera. "So did he...?" began Aaron as he begins to turn and become red around the ears "Who he" Teases Mai knowing full well who and receives a nicely gestured shove "Don't worry, you are making nice progress. You know what, as the most loyal of all customers, I will offer you a treat." "Don't sweat it, free 99 is something I would always pay, being childhood friends and all, but if you insist, I won't disagree." Smiling as he lets himself breathe more comfortably. "I am thinking the Hut down by the pier or the Shack in the city, which one should we go to?" "I say the shack today, to congratulate their owners on their new accomplishment, the Euro" "Europe's Illuminati isn't the shack, they don't have good enough fries to earn that title. If anything, they are the Illuminati's errand boy to feed and slowly poison the globe." A moment passed between them before Aaron rushed "Thank you, for everything" "Like I would let my number one customer go on without a meal, truly you underestimate my service on feeding all my clients," I say to get rid of that mood and attempt to cheer him up "My savior" he comments as dryly as he could muster before giving out a full hardy laugh with Mai not too far behind with her own laugh. Before they knew it, they made it to their door with the class still vacant. "Sleep tight Aaron, I am going to catch a few zzz's" "Thank god your ability involves sleep or else you would be completely inept" "Yell that a little louder, the mafia couldn't hear your last few words quite right, and I could do more with my power if I wanted to" "My point exactly, night"

And that is when I fell asleep and began to move onto my clients. Each one possessing a request, either directed to me or not, and I fulfilled those that had something to give to me as well. I traded in wares of; information, fantasies, education, memories, and....

Memories, oh yes, my most valuable product, too bad I have to be my own author to tell any tales for myself and recreate voices with that old static feeling, but that should be everything I was forgetting. I wake once more and turned up to see I have company /Morning sunshine/ gloated the lean man /I was expecting someone not quite like you, yet I suppose the target always appears differently from far away/ turning from my gaze as he made a march around me /I have to go, I agreed to go out and eat with a friend/ as I begin to force his mind to do as I wish and untie me once he made the semi-circle around me /And you are making me very late. Goodbye./ And that is when I made his mind go dark. Too bad I have to be the bait for the most of these types request, but it shouldn't matter, no one will know, for long that is. And those that do can't escape anyway.

Knowing that, would you like your death be done by accident or in your sleep? I honestly don't care, it will just have to wait till tomorrow or whenever you care to remember this. Bye

AllenMaya

It is illegal to deface an American' currency, but there is no law agents harming/defacing/etc an Amercian flag. And even then, ripping a dollar won't be prosecuted unless you do it to a ludicrous degree.

AllenMaya

Hello sir, do you know the path to move on from here? -1

Yes, the path lies straight ahead, you will not miss it.-2

Thank you,... Pardon me, but would you care to keep me company on the road forward?-1

I am sorry, but I do not wish to go forward, I don't know whether I will go to either heaven or hell. I rather wait here, where I can see passengers pass by.-2

Is it lonely waiting here?-1

say again?-2

Is it lonely watching people pass by?-1

I suppose it is, but I rather not pay too much mind to it, there is always something to look forward to in the next guy that wanders by-2

Do you stay here because you are afraid of what comes next?-1

Yes, I do not wish to be damned for who know how long. I rather wait here, it truly is much more peaceful here.-2

How long have you stayed here for?-1

I don't know, it feels as if I have been for a while here, but I wager it surpassing a few centeries.-2

Do you fear what comes next so greatly to wait here that long?-1

Yes, I fear it greatly. I don't know what comes next, I rather wait here, where I know what fate lies ahead of me.-2

How does it feel, to exist for so long?-1

It feels hollow in the sense that time no longer applies to me. I can cope with a moment of silence equally as a year of it. I grew accustomed to it in a way.-2

Seems pretty sad, do you not want to know what comes after?-1

I contemplated with that notion for a long, long time. I stand here thinking that I am better off waiting. That is my resolution.-2

/In my mind, I thought it was beautiful how tranquil this plain might be, but then I recalled that I have kin that will surely be there on the other side/- thought 1

Yes, I share that feeling, but I have to get going soon. I have a family that will see me in the next world, in either in heaven or hell I would presume. I know it might not be simple, but I have a wife who passed before I had gone from the living world. Truly, she waits for me to come great her.-1

Do you fear that she might have been subject to the other, other worldy plain you will be entering now?-2

Yes, we might be of different fate, but I love her, and I know she loves me. If either of us are destined to be damned, there is no dought in my mind that the other would go down to meet the other, and if within our power, we will drag the other into heaven by pure determination alone.-1

chuckling young romantic fools, how sweet.-2

chuckling along Yeah, we are a pair cut from the same cloth all right. Well, will you come keep me company good fellow? If damned we shall be, I know a good lady to bitch slap both God and the Devil to get us back on the right side of the fence.-1

laughing A willed lady is she not?-2

laughing harder You have no clue how determined she can be. That is why I have to confidence to say that I am assured of whatever fate I have if me and her share it together. reaches his hand out to the old man-1

You know if I am helping you go to hell, we will not be going over that damn shiny fence, I am way too old for that, we are going through it. takes hand and raised up-2

I wouldn't have it any other way.-1

And off the merry men go, to whatever comes next. Laughing like fools all along the way. And off in the distance, comes a fair lady leaning on the golden fence for her to see her beloved once more. And perks up, once she hears that unmistakable laughter of an idiot of whom she loves accompanied by a stranger laughing equally as loud as him.

AllenMaya

You know, I never pictured myself a cruel person, I just do what is just in this world. I stripped those damn lower level villains, of which whom had no vision for their powers, of their humanity by, gentle, persuasion, now they shall do as what I command without question nor resistance. I will do what is right in my vision, be it by my standards, for I am as arrogant as those above me in ability. I killed the people's god by showing him as nothing more than a man with abilities outside of the common. Then once weakened, I slit his neck with the stone from him home planet decorated that as the women of whom he loved dearly. I killed the knight of the people by eliminating him with a simple drink that poisoned him without dealing with him bearing that arrogant disguise he puts upon himself to appear above the law. I shall kill both demons and gods if they act so poorly and in such poor taste. I don't believe in redemption if any man or being choosing to act in a way that would allow harm come to the rest of us that are not so lucky to be blessed. Every being that chooses to act high and mighty, those within my domain to control that is, are but pawns for me. I will do everything in my power, to assure our protection. If you, one in great power or of that of great intelligence, let me assure you of this. And if comply, you will not be the next man to perish. Never harm a soul that is beneath you. Never let bloodshed come through negligence. Never assume that I will let any death go unpaid. I shall not confront you as equals, you, blessed with abilities far greater than that of my own, are truly greater. I shall fight you as a man, I will let my words and action be that which kills you. Your death, will not be a grand one. Your death, will not be one of great sorrow or pain either. Your death will be but a promise that will come in due time. Here is my promise, be good and don't harm another soul. And if not....you are simply the next one to pass.

AllenMaya

Occasionally when I have been physically drained due to some physical exercise and I lay down, I can mentally alter my sense of gravity(I have no clue how to describe this feeling and that is as close I am going to get) and it feels like I am in the 360 ball and I can create that stomach clenching sensation in a ride. It's fun.

AllenMaya

roses are red

in color so vivid and brilliant

a flower in semblance of you

both radiant and thorned

and cruel to those bewitched by it