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And it seems so contradicting with the culture/policy at the Ark, where they'd float anyone for petty crimes.

... and those amazing abs

forms? what about "round edges"? how did Apple won that?

Am I the only person around here that has one of these? http://www.homedepot.com/b/Tools-Hardware-Hardware-Door-Knobs-Hardware-Door-Levers-Electronic-Door-Levers/N-5yc1vZc7ki

Yes, they do.

Mind blowing, literally

Not so recently, but I used to think up to when I was 24 yo that fuel octane rating related to the amount of energy per volume of fuel and not the likelihood of combustion under pressure. Since then I learned it is actually a common misconception and, EVERY time the subject came up in a conversation, people thought the same thing.

I think housewives live an empty boring life

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Paradox: If you follow instruction 23 it tells you to just follow instructions 1 and 2. Therefore you should not follow instruction 23 (which in neither 1 or 2). It is impossible to follow that instruction without not following it.

Well, Denmark is quite enthusiastic about it as well

mate/love

Not nine. You have a 1hr lunch break, right?

Same with subsea equipment. Their specs state the capacity which is actually 67% of the real capacity.

where are those CSI guys when you need them?

It is telling you to stop eating chocolate and go exercise.

Just say you are looking for something more challenging and that you believe this job you are applying is going to bring it.

*incorrectly. Now you can claim you were cheated too...

somewhere in Brazil, not sure where exactly.

which city exactly?

On her field? You should ask them...

Now that's just cruel

home suite home

A coworker of mine got a text from his father telling him his grandmother had died. Another coworker turns to him and say: "Oh, that's way she wasn't moving as much last night." True story.

Brazilian here. Frozen beans on ice cream container is also common in Brazil.