u/Ambitious-Win-9408

You're so afraid of the chair it's so ridiculous lol. Let your ass hole breathe. Or don't, and keep your ass hole smelly and bacteria infested inside damp warm underwear.

Shut up you weapon.

Why are you so obsessed with gatekeepong being prepared? Don't be such a loser mate.

Why are you buying a crepe for a tenner you thick fuck

You need a lifetime ban from the Internet and a hefty prescription of therapy.

Spoken truly like a fella who's been without a shag their whole life.

Burnley has full on postcodes packed with white British benefit scabs. Half my family included, never worked a day in their life and spend your taxpayer contributions on vodka, Richmond superkings and cheap cocaine. Why blame immigration when the majority of those claiming benefits are your alcoholic, violent white neighbours?

You're rank dude.

Thanka for providing the link. Can you advise on the dates you booked for that you can't make it? I'd like to have the place whilst you're away being an entitled bitch.

When you comment on pictures of teenage girls on reddit, are you acknowledging you're a paedo, or just trying to convince yourself you aren't gay?

Can you provide some linked evidence to suggest it isn't something that should be treated with caution? As that's all the op had suggested - not spraying it around with a super soaker.

Didn't udder a coherent sentence? Brotha you can't write one r/boneappletea ass use of language 😂

That's great news I'll inform all the British child abusers we were having a mixup

Shut up and eat your cheese lad

Look up and tell me where the sun is you daft bint

Ah honestly mate just fuck off, it's not that serious is it.

I'm a Muppet. Serves me right for trying to be a clever arse without paying attention I thought they had said Harvey elliot haha.

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Granted. You spend the rest of your life eating sandwiches made with your dead cat.

Granted. Everyone wishes you would shut the f up

Granted. You're an armless, legless torso. You have female genitalia.

And you, with your laundry list of bizarre, irrelevant and nonsensical tantrums, have?

Ah yes the big conspiracy, I hear this a lot from gambling addicts. Yes if you win 12 times in a row at a game where the odds are not in your favour, that is something that would be reviewed as potentially fraudulent activity, it's clearly very unusual.

If someone goes on and loses 9000 in a session as a new customer, that account is getting suspended too for a responsible gambling review. In fact, you would probably find it's suspended long before they spend 9000.

Is being a cunt your kink?

Wow its not often someone just out and out says they're a paedophile.

Edit: hello? OP literally stating "give me the cute age ambiguous girls" am I crazy or is that not an absolutely vile thing to be saying?

Persistent conspiracy theorists like you are vultures. I can't imagine acting like this for cheap thrills when two young folk have been killed. Go back to your crime conspiracy podcasts, dude.