u/Amonette2012

Ooh yeah separate them ASAP or you'll have an uncle dad situation.

Not many takers then?

Ham Beast. Small white floofy cat crazy for ham.

Her actual name is Delilah Stopit.

Other names include Delilahlilalou, Ickle Pickle, and Poophead.

The cigarette pants are a great idea.

No that works, it needs something slim and simple over the hips so it doesn't look too much with the lace.

I feel like shortish shorts and tights could work, or go the other way with a slim hipped long black skirt.

Because they're shit compared to a freehold, they lose value, especially under 99 years, you can get stuck with them, and if there are fees you have no control over them. They can go up, a lot. Leases are shit, wait till you can afford a freehold.

Fuck that shit.

They are referring to fat, red faced British cunts who vote Reform, whine about brown people and cover everything with England flags.

Too stinky and noisy for me.

Not British hedgehogs, they do it themselves, going by the three spikey shitheads that invade my house, munch all the cat food and shit under my sofa. Their entire attitude is 'fuck you, I'm a hedgehog!!' The cats are no help here.

You'd need a litter box the size of a dumpster and bear chow cans the size of oil barrels.

I have seen reels of them sitting on sofas.

Yeah, I regret not upgrading sooner.

NEVER buy a leasehold flat in the first place.

A scammer.

Spaghetti strap high cut tank.

Not having my mother at my wedding is one of my better life decisions. It would have been HER wedding.

Fucking curtains, ffs. Move it out yourself.

It happens hun. Not your fault.

Spent 12 hours sewing, put my hip out getting off the couch.

Because you have low standards and you let them do this. Toughen up.

Head pattern is wrong but cats do reincarnate.

Fish and chips.

You do sound controlling. Take a break from dating untill you're old enough.