u/AnusStapler

"Fotografeer mijn mooiste kant" sounds like "photograph my moist cunt"

That thumbnail got me.

Je hebt geen idee waar je het over hebt. Hoe groot denk je dat de groep is die niets bij draagt of wil bijdragen? Berust je oordeel over immigranten of vluchtelingen op je onderbuik of gegevens (die niet van de Telegraaf, Geenstijl of Facebook komen)?

Get the fuck off the internet and touch grass.

Is there a glowing blue something in the end or does it just look like that?

Exact dit.

I had pustules like this (a little less severe) in the same position when I used a certain hair wax on my head. I never understood the reasoning, but when I quit that new hair wax they went away quickly, and restarting it (because it smelled delicious) brought them back, consistently.

The wax was from the brand STMNT.

Mega cringe 4 chan weeb item.

I'm European, so our school system is different anyhow, but my kids wake up between 630 and 700, to go to school around 815. 630 isn't that weird of a time right?

I'll bet she makes a great flamingo!

ET phoned home

Those dumpling things are the most horrible shit ever invented. I had both my boys throw them away after reading about the chemicals used in them, and theirs reeked like gasoline.

Standard thin American family

We do not heat our bedrooms and in winter they get around 55f and my kids never slept more sound than at those moments. I pack my boys in their thick blankets and they're gone in minutes. With current temps the bedrooms will run HOT at around 86f and it's bitching and moaning until 11pm.

Wym, so you're not old money then? Wtf you poor fuck.

You guys are all bat shit crazy.

Look, this is way beyond Reddits pay grade. I would say, see a family therapist and make sure your brother gets adequate care because he's clearly traumatised.

Yeah and the mob (who built the WTC) skimmed out on fire retardation of the beams.

I have never heard about quarantining kids when they are sick and I will never ever do that because they want to be around us when sick. So we'll ride it out together. I do have to say that now we have 3 kids we hardly ever pick up what they bring home, probably because of a stainless steel immune system lol.

Can't say nig? Because it's possibly short for nigger?

I'm not an expert but they are available on aliexpress for like 3 bucks

Bouncer in a club I used to visit when younger did this, broke the guys neck and he was paralysed from the neck down. Cost the club a multi million euro settlement

Too bad only the boring teams are left.

Mate, money doesn't buy you happiness. If money would be the determining factor, USA would be the happiest place on earth. God fucking look outside mate, you live in a gold paved hell hole with a oompa loompa dictator behind the wheel.

Infantino won the Golden Boot Licker award though.