u/ApostleO

If these monks are Buddhist, I think "Spiral" would be an appropriate Godsmack song.

Because he quoted it wrong.

The line was "Have a plan to kill everyone you meet."

I miss the empty Cutthroat Alley. I played on an RP-PVP server (Emerald Dream), and we'd have RP meetings of Horde rogues and Druids there, speaking in /say and using emotes, then killing anyone foolish enough to come looking for the source of the [Orcish] chat (unless they approached in an RP way).

"This is exactly why I don't come to this planet anymore!"

Yeah, they learned their lesson after 4chan and Twitter psychos turned a public AI into a nazi.

Now they all used time snapped and curated training data.

Is that r/egg_irl roleplay or something?

Frenchie and Kimiko as the final 2. Frenchie sacrifices himself to give Kimiko the win.

My main was a Charizard (named Charizard), but I was a dumb kid, and figured "I always have Charizard with me, and he can learn a bunch of HMs..."

He had Flamethrower, and 3 HMs. It was bad. But then I used MissingNo glitch to max all his stats.

Charizard's Flamethrower one-shot everything in the Elite 4 that wasn't resistant, and Zapdos came in to handle those.

I didn't finish the game, but I got the impression it was supposed to be some sort of brainwashing in the narrative of the story.

Made me think of City Slickers.

Glad mama was fine.

Derp, misread that as "three-word chant". Let me try again.

"Trump did crimes!"

Half age plus seven exactly.

Bill toeing that line.

I love Rok-Tahk so much. So, so much.

I'd settle for it, sure, but this country needs to see a president held accountable for crimes, or we'll be going through this again with the next Republican president.

Whoops. I missed your W.

Sr. has also been accused of war crimes for the events in Iraq and Kuwait. Also, the "War on Drugs".

Need to have a buddy filming as well as you approach, just in case the thing rips you apart or blasts you with a ray gun.

To people commenting that aliens are nor ally depicted with small mouth slits, but this kid said it had a big mouth...

What if their mouth opens up like the fucking Predator? Stretchy skin like a pelican or some shit?

Are you implying they prayed to Jesus, Jesus actually came to them, and then the aliens fucking merced Jesus?

Metal.

This is what gets me.

Freeze in fear, then it's gone before you can get your phone? Makes sense.

Run away, then come back with your phone camera, claiming it's still there, but still not getting a clear image? How?!

Like many people I see commenting here, I've always thought it would be ridiculous that aliens could cross vast distances of space, only to crash land on Earth with such frequency.

Then I had the thought: what if those aren't their spacecraft? What if those are just their drop pods?

Nah, then conservatives will claim he was killed. I hope he spends the rest of his natural life in prison, with enough time for all possible appeals. (If it is subject to appeals. I'm not a lawyer.)

After the Supreme Court upholds his conviction, then he has my permission to die.

Makes me think of Star Trek: The Next Generation s6e20 "The Chase" where they find out the all the major alpha quadrant races share root DNA, and that they were all seeded by some projenitor race.

Actually, Trump's own administration started federal executions back up after a 17-year hiatus. He apparently oversaw more executions than any president in the last 120 years.

In my mind, the best case scenario: Trump is convicted, and sentenced to death, then his execution is commuted by Biden, and he spends the rest of his natural life in prison knowing every day was a gift from Joe.

President Crime Bad

Build a single-occupant prison, specifically for incarcerated presidents. We could even name it after him: The Donald Trump Presidential Prison has a nice ring to it.