u/Arryu

As this to the list of things you couldn't pay me to do.

As long as it's not a LoZ chicken I'm good.

^{Rolled: Weapon: AK-47 | Enemy: A chicken}

Disappear.

^{I rolled 70 million dollars}

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Woah, dude.

The Gen Z stare is essential in this situation.

I'd win.

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He truly is the devious vampire in all of new york citaaaay

How bad of a sign is it that the president is campaigning in what is arguably the most secure red state in the country?

It can't be a good sign, right?

Anything signed by trump is untrustworthy ...

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Jigglypuff

^{Rolled: Name a:: Fictional character | Who:: Is very cute?}

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Can he do a delightful one-man rendition of HMS Pinafore?

That is your new sleep paralysis demon.

She'll be seeing you soon.

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I legit thought this was Elon for a second.

Yeah, he's really good at those.

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After a tragic accident in which he chopped his brother in half during a playful machete fight, Dewey Cox loses his sense of smell.

He doesn't regain it until much later in life when he accepts himself and overcomes his demons.

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I would let her shame me.

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