u/AscenededNative

So will doing the folding clap break/ crack your screen? Will a screen protector not allow it to fully close?

Someone sneezed on the water before putting it into the pipes

Didn't pay for the food

"I made these :)"

-the dad/painter probably

I like to imagine survival scenarios.

"Would I die there?"

"Probably"

Rinse and repeat

Dude that sounds like the unbreakable love that I imagine in my mind. Congrats

Damn that beta was so amazing

It's ok, it should be done downloading when he gets to college

Am I reading into it too much or is that username r/hmmm

Is it me or does the owl have such a sinister smile going on?

But that involves them saying they lost the war on drugs.

She really was their mom

You know the dudes that happy and helping are the people who bet on her to win

This is like that Mexican birthday party scene in Signs

Utah doesn't get coffee, coffee is for CLOSERS

"Full price for gum?!?"

"That dog won't hunt Monsignor"

No it's 2018

Welcome to r/creepyasterisks

Doing this in blops 4 is equally satisfiying

Leave half the gifts and move on. before 2 people get hurt.

He looked like he was ready to become an unlockable character in mortal Kombat 2

Thought it was gonna be the "you are such a loser" gif

That's just a projector above her, right?

The neversoft bts videos were always fun to watch.

That elevator episode mindfucked me so hard as a child