u/Bahlore

My best friend and I wanted to see how gun powered burned. So we broke into my dads gun safe, took out some shotgun shells, cut them open and lit them on fire. IF that wasn't dumb enough (my friend burned off his eyebrows due to the fire shooting out) we wanted to keep the shotgun shells and put them in the garage where my dad found them and then proceeded to whoop my ass up and down the street (one of the many ass whoopings I completely earned).

Same best friend and I (cuz we fed off each others stupidity) decided we wanted to see how gas burned (theme here I know, fire...) anyway this time we decided it'd be smart to use "His dads shit" and we took some lawnmower gas in a mason jar. We lit it. It just sat there and burned, nothing exciting and it was taking way too long to burn out. So we had the absolute genius idea of puring it out, as the liquid on the top would go over the flame and smother it. (Man we were soooo smart!); as you likely guessed by now that's not how it went at all, and we started a fire in the woods. So being kids we stomped on it and spit on it, because again, retarded. When that was not working and our sneakers caught on fire, my friend (for the first time ever) had a great idea of throwing dirt on it. We managed to get it out before it got out of control.

Brie Larson

That was my first car, I had a 1986 Mercury Lynx! It had like 80hp of pure fucking fury. 0-60 "eventually" First thing I did is completely gut the stereo system and added a Yamaha 4 channel, 2 6 inch Yamaha front speakers, 2 6/9 Cerwin-Vega Speakers in the back and 2 12' Pyle Drivers with a 300 Watt Rockford Fosgate amp in the back, with Electronic Crossovers on the 12" pyles.

Smear the Queer

I joined when I was 17; so my dad had to sign to get me in. I wanted to drive tanks. Dad was like; "no you are fucking retarded. Get a job you can use when you get out, I loaded bombs on planes, know who wants to hire me to do that? Nobody." Then him and the recruiter tag teamed me until I gave in.

I ended up being a 72G (Auto Telecommunications Center Operator. That merged into 74C (72G and 72E (Fixation and Tactical); that turned into 25D; which eventually died and merged with 25B. Turned out great for me, now I'm old and broke and the 25B gig got me a good job when I retired. Dad was 100% right (Yes I told him that).

Green, because I dont enjoy punching myself in the dick for hours on end.

I thought it was a duck. Look at its feet, Valgáme. Hey, stay still, motherfucker! Don't start pecking at me! My mom has a zoo in her house, I'm going to take it to her. Look, it's a strange animal. AHHHH! It stung me! You son of a bitch! ARRGH! It's biting me, gang! AHHHH! Asshole! AHHH! Motherfucker! Let me go, the fuck off! A!  (Per google translate)

I watch this dudes youtube all the time, he does the's betting skits with his sister about using science to perform tricks, its absolutely amazing. https://www.youtube.com/@Brotherofcolor and this is his lil sister doing the same nose prank on him https://www.youtube.com/shorts/M160XZYdVzs

If you also like planes and automobiles I may just have the movie recommendation for you! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093748/

There was a story of a male Guinee pig that snuck into the female enclosure and impregnated them all. You cant post links on here but you can google it, his name was Randy and he impregnated 100 Guinee pigs.

Staff at a British animal park have solved the mystery of a wave of inexplicable guinea pig pregnancies. When staff found 100 female guinea pigs were pregnant they were baffled, as the animals were held in an all-female enclosure. Investigations revealed that a male guinea pig, now nicknamed Randy by the staff, had escaped his own pen and somehow ended up in the female pen, where he wasn’t long in making his mark.

When staff discovered Randy they noticed he had lost a little weight and seemed tired, but was otherwise none the worse for wear thanks to his excursion.

Manager of Hatton Country World in Warwickshire Richard Craddock told ITV: "One of our male guinea pigs managed to find his way into the female enclosure and had a very good time by the looks of it.

"We suspect a child may have placed him back in the wrong pen by accident after stroking him or Randy may have somehow broken out of his enclosure to get to the females."

"We believe that the newly-named Randy could have impregnated up to 100 female guinea pigs, which have litters of about four, so if you do the maths we could be expecting quite a baby boom.

"We don't know how long Randy was in the female enclosure but it could have been several weeks which would have given him time to go round the entire female population.

"Staff did comment he looked a little thinner than before. He has now re-joined his male friends, clearly he's got a lot of bragging to do."

Staff at the farm are now preparing for a population explosion of up to 400 additional guinea pigs.

Depending on where you live that's a good way to get shot. NOT saying they don't deserve it; but be ready for it; because in certain areas they will shoot back.

I got perma banned (after talking it out with the mods I got reinstated) because I commented on a post that was generated by a bot. I had no idea that the post was a "bot post" it looked normal to me; but I got perma banned for commenting on a bot post (again... it looked normal to me.).

Noice!

I mean if you are REALLLY trying to be as awesome as possible you could go for the 1982 film Victor/Victoria where a woman cross dresses as a man who's cross dressing as a female.

Yet also... delicious... In my head cannon I think of the dude breaking into the other dudes house and he screams "WHAT YOU GONNA DO IF I BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND START COOKING WINGS!" and the other dude holds up ranch. https://www.tiktok.com/@cowphobia86/video/7204619217570680106

Difference between a plant and a weed. If you try to kill it and it survives, its a weed, if you try to care for it and keep it alive and it dies, its a plant.

He has a lot of dirt on a lot of people, just nothing on the Clintons or Boeing yet.

I remember many years ago comparing Pat Collins to the Bart Simpsons "Barts People" About the ducks in the pond, apparently the youtube link gets immediately deleted here; but its pretty good.

Games came on floppies; and require you to buy another one for saves; if your game floppy or save floppy got corrupted you were screwed. That and for bigger games you had to switch floppies back and fourth, go into one zone and put in disk 2, go back into the main area disk 1.

Editing Config.sys and Autoexec.bat in order to get enough memory to play a game. DOS=HIGH, UMB

"Copy protection" being a wheel (disk? that you had to spin to reveal a code to type in) or a book you had to reference to go forward in the game.

Just a few off the top of my head, I'm sure there are plenty more Im forgetting.

Ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

There's a toggle for that.

setessential <baseID> 0 – Allows the NPC to be permanently killed.

For starfield its a mod https://www.nexusmods.com/starfield/mods/236

The more I see/watch youtube about, the Philippines the more I want to visit :D

I want it all, We are the champions, another one bites the dust, under pressure.

Shave your head and grow a goatee

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