u/BioDriver

47.3k post karma · 590.2k comment karma · joined Jun 2020

BioDriver

Give him chicken

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What a gaggle of assholes

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What a dick

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Still includes Bahrain, SA, Qatar, and Abu Dhabi

The FIA delusion would be funny if it weren't so exhausting at this point.

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We don't think about it at all

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AND YOU EAT TOO MUCH FUCKING ASPARAGUS

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In other news, the sun will set in the west 

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What a terrible day to be literate. Fuck that guy and I hope his kids find peace now that he’s rotting

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Trump will personally gain because he's probably shorting US defense contractor stocks knowing this will trigger a huge loss for them. The country as a whole will suffer, but fucking others for personal gain has been Trump's MO since the 70s

Why you booing me, I'm right! He's done this shit regularly within the US and the Iran actions have aligned with major market movements he and his cronies have executed.

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Yup. It’s all bullshit. At least Buddhism is more about personal enlightenment 

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A lot of people liked both Lando and/or Oscar so it felt like their preferred driver was being treated unfairly. Comparatively, a significantly larger number of people want Kimi to win it because of how young he is, while also not liking George because they see him as somewhat of a diva/Karen (one of the most succinct comparisons I saw as "George gives politician energy"). Also, Toto has memed himself into endearing, whereas nobody has ever really liked Zac. I think we'd hear a lot more about the lack of fairness if George were more liked and/or Toto was more disliked.

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I'd rather watch it in a dead language than give Fox a red cent.