u/Brainix

As you can see, we can’t.

“I’m fat and you’re drunk. In the morning, you will be sober.”

True love’s kiss.

My dad did this to me too. I’m sorry that we’ve shared this experience.

Uh… do farmers dance poorly?

Sorry but that’s just absurd. ❤️

I struggled in math too. Until I got older and learned that stupid arithmetic and algebra and geometry and trigonometry identities aren’t math. Then I learned that I’m actually awesome at math.

Unless the errors are in the custom application code and they haven’t adhered to good logging practices.

Don’t raise your kid to succeed in the world you came from. Raise your kid to succeed in the world that’s coming.

Also, bless you for even thinking to ask this question. ❤️ You and your child will be just fine.

Olive Garden bread sticks

Look at these love doves! What little derps they’ve turned out to be. ❤️

The Jabberwocky!

She reminds me of Bagheera from The Jungle Book!

2019 was the Before Times.

Fraulein Maria from The Sound of Music

Milkshake

Mexican Coke

I regret everything.

Enshittification is inevitable.

Space itself was opaque before the CMB. As space became transparent, it released the CMB.

The Wonder Years

The Wonder Years

Cashew butter absolutely exists and it’s as delicious as you imagine!

This but I need kadhi too! 🤤

His laughter in the bottom left frame is so triumphant!