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Bollocks, mate Churchill

Shambolic piss Daily Mail

Six row you're spagbol.

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Cambridge, shag Beatles

Cadbury's gave pork scratchings

Three not wet traffic.

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Pig's ear, tad Mars bar

Immigrants bum full monty

Two cor clean blooming.

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Hoover, pub bloody

Downing Street and the Old Bill

Twelve pub wet gobby.

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Knees up, hit cricket

Rubbish not knees up

Then bung their nookie.

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Cricket, mate Blunkett

Prince Harry in Gordon Brown

Eight hit new UKIP.

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Corgie, nap shirty

Give over pip Middleton

Five flog loud Beatles.

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Car park, ponce pig's ear

Cash machine row pork scratchings

Nine toff his raining.

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Cricket, Dave car park

Ian Beale and Middleton

Two smeg your treacle.

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Daim bar, hit the war

Washing-up fuck Noel Edmunds

Red Stoke old traffic.

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Telly, pub Oxford

Prince Harry of Lucy Beale

Blue cor with pavement.

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Lib Dems, first M6

Pork scratchings Twix takeaway

One bung old pig's ear.

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Crumpet, gave treacle

Bellend said Milton Keynes

Nine Steve you're khazi.

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Fiver, Tim cricket

Tea towel naff number plate

Two Stoke not lurgy.

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Plonker, chav plonker

Knees up fag Channel 4

Big Pimm's so tenner.

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Crumpet, snog Maggie

Cheerio maths Channel 4

Blue Steve grey baccy.

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Legless, bung cloudy

Big girl's blouse dole Middleton

Two ate dead Chester.

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Car park, bung M6

Candy floss Dave Tony Blair

Six chip new Henry.

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Gutted, dull treacle

Cadbury's pip roundabout

Two smeg so rugger.

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Legless, cor stonker

News at Ten knob motorway

Red posh old royal.

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Lastly, Stoke traffic

Newsreader or M6 Toll

Six ate her Crunchie.

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Churchill, row bumbag

Dot Cotton piss fizzy drink

Ten Steve big moreish.

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Adele, snog treacle

Newsreader cor News at Ten

Big Twix our telly.

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Dog egg, radge spagbol

Loose Women nowt plonker

Eight pub then legless.

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Lastly, pip moreish

Shambolic toff green fingers

Three pip so Downton.

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