u/BulliIshtar

I once got this card from a Neow transform. Had no way to play it until Darv offered Runic Pyramid and I went nuts.

Clean af.

What’s your MMR?

While the government figures are protecting pedos.

It’s always projection.

This cut can actually be consistent if you brake on the wall a bit. That will give you room to shake-trick and ride the last wall.

The only thing negative I can say about the Blastronaut is it trades handling for weight, which is a useless stat.

Looks cool though. Been rocking it in the sweaty discord lobbies.

You are so lucky the Toadette with the green shell didn’t back you

I’d like Choco Mountain more if it wasn’t aesthetically “factory shit.” It feels too muddy and not chocolatey at all.

Uchikoshi gonna trap his employees in the freezer while explaining the crystallization of glycerin and bizarre research studies conducted at Harvard before confirming the existence of cryptoglobin in real life.

“Fuck the big 3, it’s just big me!” -Yagoo

You can bounce off two specific cows as a cow in World. That automatically makes it superior.

That being said, I would prefer to drive the track during sunrise / sunset.

More often than not, the feather will screw me out of alignment harder than the red shell.

I think people will discover more uses for the feather if Nintendo lets us time-trial with two triple feather items (exclusive to TT). Would be really interesting to see the insane hops frontrunners can use.

Kinda funny how so much shit goes down with the IRS bc she tried to claim Ima as a dependent.

So this is where Gawr Gura went after she retired from Hololive.

I seem to do really well with Baby Rosalina in the Blastronaut III.

Lil space baby in a lil space rocket just vibin.

What I am saying is you can only hold one shortcut item at a time.

If you are holding a mega mushroom in the back and get another item box, that box cannot contain another item (boo, star) that enables you to take long shortcuts so you can’t just cheese your way from 23rd to first even without triple/golden shrooms. This only applies to intermissions.

And being in the back is still an advantage since you can easily collect coins from racers hit in the pack, improving your speed for the actual three-lap track. Having more coins is better for longer races.

If Nintendo really insists on shoving Mushroom Kingdom interstates down our throats, at least nerf item distribution such that:

• Golden and Triple Mushrooms do not appear early in the race or until you get to the actual track
• You cannot hold two items that can take shortcuts at once

Takumi is a Goofy Goober

If you want a nice palate cleanser, go back three decisions from the IRS ending and choose “put on the maid dress” for peak fiction. It sounds like a joke, but the writing is actually good!

So they’re both shitty.

Gotcha.

Damn.

Knowing what Eito is actually like, I dread finding that CG now

Is this the say gex cg going around before release or something else?

The choice at the end of route 33 (implied Expedition 33 spoilers)

Decide the fate of humanity

Fight as Takumi / Fight as Nozomi

Finally,

Takumi gets to do several 360 ice/fence block jumps to one-up the 4-block jump V’ehxness did the previous turn.

We need a meme template of this so I can make Takumi choose between jumping 1 block for the raw chicken or jumping 1 block vertical for the beef.