u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS

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I had a squirrel named Gary.

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Especially right after the worker was smiling at the kid at first, thinking he was scanning the product. I hate these "pranksters" like get a fucking job, stop bothering people.

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Did I say it was food? We're talking essentials.

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I never said they were in scope? I'm replying to the above poster talking about essentials.

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Diapers.

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In Florida he could, we don't require mental fitness checks. Plus, you can buy a gun at a show with no need to register. Also, you can conceal carry here without a permit! On top of that, DeSantis loves to cut funding to mental health services whenever he can, so it's just a super great combo platter over here!

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She owes him nothing here. But hear me out. What she did owe him is the honesty she had in not wanting to be with him, which could have been while she was struggling with cancer. Not that I know either of these people but the timing looks suspicious that she wanted a caretaker.

If someone doesn't want to be with me, peace out. I don't want to be around that person.

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My buddy went to a baby shower today and came back with these pudding cups with cake mixed in so it's almost like gritty chocolate pudding. I literally just put the first bite in my mouth.

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You can't always save your kids. Source: Manchester by the Sea

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Completely came out of left field

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Please pardon my ignorance, but why would that detail change whether it was suicide? Is it waves vs. still water?

Edit: Never mind, read the BBC article. Wow, that's crazy and very suspicious.

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I just looked this incident up and the poor kid was decapitated.

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Then Dashers should just I don't know...deliver the food where it's supposed to be?

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It is not illegal to divorce someone who is disabled. I'm not married, so take this with a grain of salt. This really sounds like emotional abuse. This is something very similar that's going on with two friends in my life right now. He's probably emasculated by you for you being the bread winner, and him not bringing nothing of value. Have you ever considered divorce?

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I think toast is my favorite one. "Yo, let's make some bread! Damn this is delicious....cook it again."

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I know not related but I used to put Doc Martens in Patagonia level with their warranties. And then before COVID Doc Marten took away the lifetime warranty, sucks. I get it, if your product lasts forever you won't continue to get revenue but I like to think the opposite is true. I only have the cherry red Docs, now that there's no lifetime I'm not getting other colors.

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A J. Crew literally just opened in my neighborhood, I was like wait that's still around?

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It's insane that I see so many videos on this sub where they almost crash, even if not "their fault" - that fail to apply the brakes to be able to avoid said crash. I mean we all saw that car pull out, they were still driving full bore without the slightest slow down so that they could be mad. I'd rather be alive.

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Just wait a darn minute, you're saying this WHOLE TIME you're not a toiletologist??

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It's okay. And it's okay to talk about. We didn't do that. And it's horrific that it happened to her. But we need to talk about these uncomfortable things to make people aware of how cruel humans can be.

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In her vaginal canal I am assuming

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Jesus

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I volunteer as tribute!