u/CIearMind

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CIearMind

I wish god equips were EX for this reason.

Every time I get one, I hoard it. Whoever I give it to will be outdated 1 month later.

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Would guide channels need to reupload all their content after mid-December, for it to be discoverable, then?

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Origin of Evil completely mogs the original Ouija, yeah.

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Like enchanting books in a Minecraft anvil.

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Pssst /u/glittering-lettuce you guys accidentally wrote 28 twice in the 28th entry (It Follows) :P

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it's like letting a criminal go considering they got accused of bad stuff but later found some bad stuff that they themselves committed

I'm not saying that you get 1 free kill after getting falsely imprisoned for murder lmfaooo 😭 just that he isn't "getting away" with anything, and that I, as someone who's unhappy with his clownery, am more than satisfied with the dues he has paid; I'm not going to hound him at his doorstep to demand even more of it, is what I'm trying to get at.

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Dream is able to get away with his lies and not take accountability

I mean, "get away". idk. He has taken the brunt of everything he has done, everything he hasn't done, and then some more. The false grooming allegations alone have gotten him more hatred than if he had nuked a medium-sized country. He could go and do that, and his amount of karma would still be in the green — still positive.

He has already paid more than someone who actually did all that should have paid.

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Jesus Christ it's only been that long??

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True. The movie felt like it had been going on forever so the end was very welcome, but ir sure came out of nowhere.

Another one from this year might be Backrooms.

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Somebody is seeking out movie reviews on the movie reviewing website!? What a total doofus OP is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Oh man you exposed and OWNED him 😹😹😹😹😹

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En soi, une toutes les 6 semaines ça me paraît pas si choquant que ça.

Même 6 semaines après une rupture c'est pas super irraisonnable, et là il a été ensemble avec personne du tout, donc il est même pas question de rebond post-rupture.

Juste, le fait que ce soit au sein d'un groupe de gens qui se connaissent… là il l'a bien cherché mdr

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Thank you for your thoughtful input, /u/suck-myballs

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Mini Crossword slop for real

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They totally would, but we can't make perfect the enemy of good.

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SilentDawn or Keith Adams come to mind.

[insert 727 heart emojis of various colors] mwah

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I'm not even necessarily looking for 150-page dissertations.

It's entirely possible to say something meaningful in 30ish words. It's just that nobody is actually saying anything; it's just the same sentence copypasted on every single movie regardless of its plot.

Batman: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

It Chapter Two: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

Some random gay porno: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

It's a Christmas Miracle: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

A Minecraft Movie: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

Bicycle Thieves: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

Michael: "this happened to my buddy Eric because he didn't go to therapy"

… okay? So… did you like the music? How was the pacing? Was the dialogue up to your standards? Does the director have an unrelated controversy that you wanna bring up for no reason? Say something bro. ANYTHING AT ALL. 😭

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When you put it that way, all of the fujoshi girlypop stan twitter behavior suddenly makes a lot more sense.

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So, like, a group chat blasted out in the open?

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I think everything might be a lot simpler if the website had a review section and a tabloid gossip section.

That way everyone is happy.

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Okay but how does one actually FIND those people, when whoever programmed the website wrote its code exclusively with their feet, thus making it unfeasible to go through large amounts of pages in a timely fashion?

Freaking heck, man. Even clubpenguin used to load faster than this. And you have to load a brand new page every ten reviews. How insane is that? It's literally just raw text, not some 4K UHD 3D animation 😭

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There are extensions for that, and something else that could be useful is importable/exportable block lists, like back in 2010s Twitter. This, below, is just one of countless identical accounts

https://preview.redd.it/yg343ddj9mxh1.png?width=3664&format=png&auto=webp&s=87929cd0ef5479eae9fb759781b53083b045f1b4

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Given that each page only gives you like 10 reviews, of which 0 are informative, and every time you click on "next page" it takes an amount of loading time that was already hardly acceptable even 15 years ago when we all struggled with ADSL/VDSL let alone today, surely you can accept a small amount of annoyance, yes? Especially for VPN users who get captcha'd every 5 seconds like there's anything of interest on there for an actual bot to do.

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If I may:

https://chromewebstore.google.com/detail/review-cleaner-for-letter/bjnnjjlffhdgcedofphppabgmkpjgegj

The Review Cleaner extension is a godsend.

https://preview.redd.it/xq7fdycktlxh1.png?width=1638&format=png&auto=webp&s=ae4c6b6be0b4a45e14bc482e3ca1b0f4b433a97e

Visually its kind of as ugly as the 2005 Internet, but it gets the job done.

I wish Letterboxd would add a native filter like this.

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Not to mention that it's not like there will be zero banners coming out in the meantime.

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What the GPT