u/CanadianTomFoolery

I'd love to join If you don't mind a relatively new player. I've only played a couple of sessions before, but I'm entirely flexible in terms of schedule and most certainly don't mind longer sessions. I'd love to gain more experience with playing and wouldn't mind tailoring a character class wise to fit the group's current needs. Let me know if this would work for you.

As a former Janitor, we SINCERELY appreciate when you tell us there's a problem. Not in the "HEY FUCKWAD DO YOUR JOB" sense. More in the "We realize you can't be everywhere at once and OH MIGHTY JANITOR, WILL YOU CLEAN THE SHIT OFF THE TOILETS SO WE MAY PLACE OUR CRYSTAL CLEAR GERM FREE BUTT-PUCKERS ON THE AMMONIA SANITIZED SEATS YOU OH-" you get it. Point being PLEASE let us know the fucking toilets are flooding, WE THANK YOU GOD, even If It was you who did it. It's not like we're asking you to ADMIT that It was YOUR Taco-Bell we had to employ the kind of chemicals that even GOD wouldn't invent to remove!

Just tried it, It works better If you press the laser pointer RIGHT up against the small circle in the middle of the maple leaf and project it onto a white surface.Of course in the video he is using a freshly printed non-circulated banknote so It comes out clearer, but It does indeed work.

Oh my god the deke is real.

Betternot Cuminhersnatch

This is gonna be good

I live very close to this, the smoke has blotted out the sun ALL day, It's intense.

It would cost significantly more $CAD to cover a screen that size.

You mean rap musicians are inspired by the shit they have seen or experienced during their lifetimes? HOLY SHIT GUYS STOP THE PRESSES!

Can I come down for 2nd thanksgiving?

Or, you know, you can always do what I do to avoid this happening and wash your walls every couple of months, stuff comes off real nice using one of those mops with the pads, use it like a paint roller.

Hey, I came out the same place in your name and I smelt cow-shit when I came into the city.

The people aren't quite as friendly as other areas of Canada, It smells a lot like cow shit, the majority of drivers are rude mannered and boy, I hope you like endless subdivisions!

http://www.psu.com/a021002/Grand-Theft-Auto-Vs-rape-scene-and-the-power-of-player-choice-%28corrected%29

If you enjoy this show you may enjoy the show Are you being served? as well.

No It isn't, most people aren't ready to hear some shocked shit in real life without prior notice and react accordingly, I find.

Yeah, they turn out pretty good at Entrepreneuring money out of bank vaults.

The janitorial jokes aren't quite so intolerable."Hey, I bet you have a DIRT easy job huh?!".I do, but It's always fun to shoot back "Yeah, though occasionally It's shit easy".

I would however argue that in the case of something like Cocaine or Heroine your behaviour IS far more likely to interfere with the lives of others than for example Marijuana.

It's a little more interesting being asked this question when you're ambidextrous, people for the most part here seem to have no fucking clue what that is.They look at me like a mutant when I explain that I can use either hand equally for any task including writing.I suppose It's like the Bi-sexuality of Handedness.

HA, did that shit in the 80's.

Probably the only person that got that reference.

God Bless America.

Three out of ten, would not bang.

Be extremely careful twisting your beards hairs, you CAN wear a hole in your beard, I've had to lose a couple months of growth because of it, It sucks!