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Same. I know it’s unsafe. I know it’s illegal. But I’ll be goddamned if I’m sitting my ass on the freeway in 110 degrees

I’m in a weird predicament that I don’t like beans, cilantro, and avocado. But I adore Mexican food. It’s not like an intolerance thing, I just don’t like the textures, but like damn there’s a lot of those three things.

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You leave the MAC out of this you heathen. Send them to the Sun Belt

Deadass thought this was just a cycling thing. I’ve done that for years

We can’t talk here, page me

Furious handshake

Doctor!

ESPECIALLY with how easy it is to vibe code now.

None of these words are in the Bible

You don’t know how right you are. They wouldn’t listen to ANYONE.

Get ready for a generational collapse gang

Leave me out of this

If for absolutely no other reason than I want an updated piss chart

Honestly she would be a KILLER opener for Chappell. She's so good!

Really? You're going to come onto Lil' Jon's internet and say that?

To be fair, his government name was Adolph. It's not that far of a jump

I will have to hand it to Texas on that front. I genuinely think A&M doesn't do it because there's no confidence we'll actually win? Then we get to actually big games, and we act like we've never been there before because we haven't.

Sure, Marcel Reed can throw "dots" against Southeastern Western Lousiana Eastern Community College and Culinary School and College for the Blind - Lafayette but like ... what about a corner that had a star?

Hey some of us graduated from A&M and work for them now because of their uh

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Academic prowess and high pay and the ability to live in Austin. You'll still never catch me throwing horns at the office picture though

Power I is so back baby

It’s actually quite nice outside, honestly. I’m like 20 minutes away and it’s like quite pleasant. Horrible news for people that thought the weather would help

I always loved walking out of Blocker and instantly not being able to see from August-November and March-????

Genuinely it’s a different kind of wet

That’s not what they taught me in tech management. But honestly, what DID they teach me in tech management?

How we doin'?

Yeah, honestly, the biggest concern about that is that it doesn’t have a flared base. It doesn’t seem that difficult.