u/CheweyPanic

M.A.S.H. gets a reboot?

She knew too much

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He picked up a few tricks from loki

Samurai are nobles.

Servants are not.

Swords carry extreme importance/heritage

The samurai dishonored himself by stealing/trying to sell the sword. The servant betrayed his master by obeying the law. Both have dishonored themselves. Both must die.

Ive only worked blue collar and at 90% of them there would have been no issue. The warehouse i used to work at was crude as fuck. No one cared. Everyone knew it was just work banter. Only place it would have been an issue was the gas station because it was run by a textbook Karen.

Cake day!

Don't forget the melons and firepearls.

Evacuate over the side and haul up a bucket of water to clean up.

Always, ALWAYS, drop 5-10 years off your guess when saying how old the person you're talking to is. You either end up right or give them a boost. Either way, win.

Sounds like Butters Creamy Goo from sarcastiball.

So was I. Nothing to be ashamed about.

Could easily be the guy. The rotating restaurant at the top of the CN tower in Toronto is spun by 2 1-2 HP motors.

5 day war-week?

It's just going into submersible mode. Get educated, fool.

That sucks.

My GF is trying to schedule for next year, but is getting hair implants done this year to adjust her hairline. Would it be better to get them done the other way around? She's a little worried since they'll be making an incision near her hairline.

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Moebius disc?

Not looking good for any aircraft.

I'd bring popcorn and a chair, then start cracking jokes like MST2000.

I stopped at "he put his hands on you". That is unacceptable and you should leave. It's only going to escalate and he WILL end up doing the same to your child.

Also

WALK ON THE PROPER FUCKING SIDE OF THE SIDEWALK/AISLE!!!! You don't drive like that, although you probably drive like a different kind of dipshit.

Just make a giant eversoaking sponge, toss it in and then land the city on it.

The shield might not be breached, but your organs will burst when you slam into a wall.

Remember when they had too much heat build up from the sun and the solution was they put up an umbrella?