u/CigCiglar

Who pays 7 million dollars for a house and puts an above ground pool in the backyard? 

I’ve never met a straight man that loved The Village People as much as he does.

When they talk about someone’s head being so far up their own ass that they can’t see, this is what they’re talking about.

It’s all fun and games until there is an outbreak in Austin and Alex Jones is podcasting from his bunker.

Thank you for that. Another, not so polite term for this is ratfucking. And that is a very deliberate strategy with long term goals. You need a loyalist in logistics, and DeJoy is a fundamentalist.

You remember all those dumb shits you went to school with? They never changed.

Somebody didn't love her enough when she was little.

It's almost like he is just in it for his own personal benefit.

So the weirdest cult of personality out of all the cults of personality. Got it 👍

They are smart enough to fear the mob. 

Humanity has been disappointing me for as long as I can remember.

Bought a new car in 2016 that has been sitting in my garage most of the time because I am always in work vehicles. It happens.

You do realize that you personally have just as much power as any other citizen, right? You're going to do nothing, but you're going to enjoy the smell of those flowers on the way out? That's how we got here in the first place asshole.

Good for her. The city needs new leaders and new ideas that aren't aligned with Byron Brown.

The fact that this has to be clarified really confirms the retard stereotypes.

I hear you, but this seems a bit larger than the engineers wish they were CEO's and the CEO's wish they were engineers conversation.

Russian women. Strong, like bull. Dumb, like their bombs.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Jeff Lebby, my offensive coordinator, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here...with a big ribbon on his head! And I want to look him straight in the eye, and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed, sack of monkey sht he is! Hallelujah! Holy sht! Where's the Tylenol?

Is that an “I have enough money for a prostitute” humble brag? How is this silver tongued devil still single?

I think what you are describing is, maybe, the thing that I was describing that makes people distrust Ted Cruz. He tries to be all things, to all people, depending upon the room. Clearly you're not an obtuse person who thinks that your all-you-can eat, church pancake breakfast is a reflection upon the entire state.

Television expert Mike Gundy negotiating with OAN to broadcast OSU games.

How about we stop indemnifying the police. I don't care if it was a mistake. The intent is only applicable to charges and criminal penalty to me. Mistakes have consequences too. In what other walk of life can you make a mistake that costs someone their life and face no penalty?

Class guy and yet another coach who left Mike Gundy’s staff on bad terms. Gundy told everyone that would listen that he was too old and the game had passed him by after he fired him. He deserved better.

Guys, Tucker Carlson is not racist. He just thinks America “looks better” as he envisions it. A garden party with rich, white, men in blue blazers being served cocktails by people with browner skin /s

Great ending. Hey, look what else your tax dollars pay for.