u/CommonTheP34

Absolutely not

^{Rolled: Tattoo Location: Right forearm | Tattoo design: A bathtub | Color: Black and gray | For this much money: $500}

Boss said we gotta kick em out, go deal with it!!

That's fine!

^{Rolled: Permanent Perk: You can pause time for 10 minutes once per day | Severe Inconvenience: Every pillow u touch is warm forever on both sides}

As a peashooter, the amount of sucking comments we get is unnerving.

Nah

^{Rolled: Do they like you?: Yes | Looks: 9/10 | Personality: 4/10 | Green Flag: respects your boundaries}

Hm... I like that!

^{Rolled: Species: Banshee - Spirit whose voice foretells death | Class: Dark Knight - Warrior wielding forbidden powers | Special ability: Dreamwalking - Enter other beings' dreams | Curse or blessing: Cleansing Light - Remove minor curses}

It's rigged isn't it

^{Rolled: Looks: 100/10 | Personality: 9/10 | Green Flag: Respects your boundaries | Red Flag: None}

LMAO

Even though it doesn't come anywhere close to the GW series it's still a good game

Nnnah

^{Rolled: Your house:: Suburban home in middle america | Your partner:: 60 bees | Your salary:: $1 billion but taxed 15% !! | Your cause of death:: Hit in head by 747}

LMAO

^{Rolled: Body shape: Little girl | How big is it?: One inch tall | What does it want?: For you to come into the toilet | The twist: You flush them}

... Nah

^{Rolled: #1: 80 year old lady with arthritis | #2: A vegetarian vampire | #3: A clone of yourself}

No

^{Rolled: Personality: 6/10 | Looks: Below average | Green flag: Gets along with your friends | Red flag: Cancels plans}

Solo 10??

Ah. No.

^{I rolled Age Bracket: 110s · Gender: Male · Positive Trait: Fun to be around · Negative Trait: Racist}

Why not

^{Rolled: Size and gravity: Small. Gravity 90% of earth | Meteo and temperature: A bit colder than earth | Resources: A bunch of wood | Quirk: Ancient ruins}

no.

^{Rolled: Attractiveness: 1 | Anger: 8 | Energy levels 1-10: 5 | Sense of humour: Same as yours}

Sure!

^{Rolled: Looks /10: 7 | Personality /10: 8 | Sex Life: Infinity | Net Worth: 1000$}

I hate this

^{Rolled: Your body is made out of: Flesh and bones | Your Special Power: Invincibility | You are a: Fairy | Your Weakness: You have are awake only 10 minutes a day}

Sigh... Zombies.

Green

^{Rolled: Green?: Green}

I really need to know what they use to animate. I must make animations too

Thought so

^{I rolled where do you go: cinema · Their Personality: Hilarious · Who pays the bill Them · How does it end making out session}

.... I mean

^{Rolled: Looks: 10/10 | Personality: 8/10 | Before we go any further, you should know:: I’m just a lowly half-trillionaire}

We'll end up four layers down...