u/Console_Master_Race

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I want what you're having.

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The layers of sarcasm and irony keep piling on top of each other by the second.

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Her new hairstyle, I just don't like the way its looks drawn on her.

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What the fuck does "gamergate" have to do with this? who the is out there looking for a presidential stance on fucking "gamergate"?

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But \u\sethbling is and it sounds funny next to Google to me.

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I like that your 2 examples are Google and a Reddit user.

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"Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil twat, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess knob."

If its not too much to ask to read that with a straight face.

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If you can't tell what does that tell us tho?

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Oh god not another communicator.

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This is why I memorized Informer

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Who is brave enough to flush while sitting?

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Reddit has never really had a problem with things like top commenting twice or replying to yourself.

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Is it awkward when it's windy or can you ignore it?

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But do you have tiger blood or lion blood?

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Someone who makes a mistake?

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That would look kind of dumb

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I'm trying to differentiate outlier feats, meaning something like very high top showings, from PIS/WIS like Deathstroke tagging Flash, or the cops arresting Thanos.

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Who the fuck is still upvoting these?

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I dislike ingrate children as much as the next guy, but you're losing sight of the real enemy.

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Hand packed is probably the only true thing.

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Vayase a la verga.

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Hell the fuck no.

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F

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Works on Baconit.

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