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u/ConstantCampaign2984

9,176 post karma · 77.5k comment karma · joined Jan 2021 · moderator

ConstantCampaign2984 1 points · 4d ago

Great, the meth lab explosions next door weren’t enough.

ConstantCampaign2984 1 points · 5d ago

Because you’re on r/brandnewsentence where shit is usually funny until some goober has to make it stupid.

ConstantCampaign2984 -3 points · 5d ago

So… he got more peace?

ConstantCampaign2984 1 points · 6d ago

I live in the Seattle area. Thinking about getting season tickets, then get a cheap knock off jersey for every team the shithawks play against but all say Faithful 49. I love to hate them that much. I would however not be caught dead in a F’in cowchips jersey either.

ConstantCampaign2984 1 points · 6d ago

Why does it feel like “defend the constitution” and “revolution” are the same thing? They’re the same thing. But I still had a $1.99 mega slice of pepperoni pizza with a strawberry banana smoothie today.

ConstantCampaign2984 1 points · 9d ago

Why do we keep digging people up? In 2000 years, whoever is digging me up, if you’re reading this, FUUUUCK Youuuu. I wish you eternal sleep deprivation.